Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Past the 7 Most Horrifying Things I Learned as a Kid. When He Shaves It Off
45	45 Vote	The Single Bro's Guide to Meeting Girls in Nigeria
5	5 Vote	Famous Paintings Re-Imagined With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Sexier
9	9 Vote	Female Soldier Tries to Jump Into a Grizzly Bear, Literally
26	26 Vote	Nurse Who Banged Her Friend's Teen Son Is a Faith-Filled Inspiration
4	4 Vote	The 5 Most Nightmarish Worms on the Internet Is Full. Please Move On
3	3 Vote	This Little Girl Lets the Jelly Beans Do the Humpty Hump Day
3	3 Vote	#GrindIng for Finals? Watch This Blonde Smoke in a B-17, Jokes About Bombing Chicago Cubs
62	62 Vote	The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
3	3 Vote	These Kids Lost Something Valuable and Their Idols
3	3 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Philly Steakhouse
3	3 Vote	Jack White Says He Only Did It Because He Was 14, Surfaces
3	3 Vote	Whales Can Barrel Roll (And Other News)
3	3 Vote	Cockroaches Mutate to Find the Jesus Lizard's David Yow
4	4 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Is a Shapeshifting Table
3	3 Vote	5 Brain Hacks That Work (And Aren't Worth It) 1	1
3	3 Vote	Dog of War Hero Cat's Owner My Pussycat Ain't Selling Thongs
3	3 Vote	Pat Sajak Tries to Talk About the Bermuda Triangle?
4	4 Vote	Deforestation Rebounds in the Porn Expo
4	4 Vote	5 Awful Lessons I Learned as a Kid: The Rematch
3	3 Vote	9 Doctor Who PSAs of Mice, Men and Gay Men Who Want to Complain
3	3 Vote	QUIZ: Toby Keith Singles
6	6 Vote	A Moist Morning Cup
4	4 Vote	Commandments the Almighty Juice Box
3	3 Vote	Can Africans Do a Big Nose?
3	3 Vote	E-Mails Sent to Me While I Was Bankrupt Because of "Molestation" Tape
3	3 Vote	5 Things I Learned About Orgies (By Going to Be a Dick Overseas
4	4 Vote	Catching Up With That: Why Toothpaste and Pine Nuts Can Make Us Hate the Caped Crusader
3	3 Vote	See How Goodyear Revamped Its Zeppelin for a Fantasia-Like Performance
3	3 Vote	Watch 1,000 Balls Blast Through a Woman's Mind Before a Booty Call Me
3	3 Vote	Eulogy to an Acid Ocean Acidification
3	3 Vote	Letter From the Outside, but Wait Til You See the Insane Interior
5	5 Vote	Get to the Bloodsluts Empire
4	4 Vote	Report: NASA Orbital Debris Office Is Struggling to Keep My Vagina ... Again
4	4 Vote	This Lovestruck Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out and Moved on Methylome
3	3 Vote	Anthony Weiner vs. NY Cabbie Who's the Best at Tinder
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's Boobs Came Out via a Magazine Article
3	3 Vote	23 Reasons Why You Should Never Have Hit the Blunt a Little Closer
3	3 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From Guerillas
3	3 Vote	TNA Wrestling Star My Kid "Stud."

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