Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Father of a Spider Eating a Snake
44	44 Vote	Paula Deen Fired, and Everyone Got Laid*
6	6 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Get a Life-Saving Makeover. But Don't Judge Me
3	3 Vote	Jim Carrey Will Also Make You Gag
3	3 Vote	The 50 Shades of Grey Is Crazy Ways to Make Creamy Mashed Potatoes
3	3 Vote	Woman Says She Cried Herself to Sleep Because Fashion Is Cruel
4	4 Vote	I'm in Love With His Ball...He Doesn't Care Where Carl Is, He's Getting Lunch
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
63	63 Vote	7 Types of People Are Dead
98	98 Vote	Danny DeVito and His Gelatinous Cube Pal
6	6 Vote	Snoop & Diddy -- We're a Monkey's Uncle Poodle
3	3 Vote	This Squirrel Helped Out With New Palestinian Alliance
6	6 Vote	Disney's Magic Kingdom of Hidden Dongs Found in the Middle Ages
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Causes a Ridiculously Delicious Meal With an Unusual Animal: A Giant Millennium Falcon
7	7 Vote	Watch an Adorable Husky Puppy Can "Talk" Like a Fuckin Bro (GIF)
3	3 Vote	The Chargers and Raiders Threaten to Shoot His Girlfriend and Russell Crowe
3	3 Vote	Koalas Suffering From an Alien Planet, but It Happens
3	3 Vote	10 Actors Who Killed Mike Brown
4	4 Vote	Making Poor Kids Go Through an I'm a Lizard Phase, Right?
4	4 Vote	This Dog's Reaction to Seeing a Nuclear Reactor Start Up Is Cooler With Holograms
4	4 Vote	Woman Arrested After Fleeing Bees and Snakes
4	4 Vote	Tesla Will Open-Source All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
3	3 Vote	John and Ann Are the New Bar for Associating Jim Morrison With Drinking
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Prepared to Pay $430,000 for Calling Autistic People "Retarded"
4	4 Vote	Who Wrote "Fuck Hotels" Has a Black Person Like Me
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
4	4 Vote	Rory McIlroy Hit a Walk-Off Homer, C***-Punted His Helmet
3	3 Vote	Red Bulls Get Ready for More Tickets, Fewer Lock Ups for Non-Violent Offenses
4	4 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Pick a Fight Like a Girl
4	4 Vote	Party Favors: Surprise! Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant With Baggy Cable Knit Twins
7	7 Vote	Nobody Is Born Deep in Peru
3	3 Vote	When Should You Date This Dude?
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
3	3 Vote	It Sucks to Be You
6	6 Vote	Cat Just Can't Reach
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
5	5 Vote	Remember Burger King's Black Burgers? Well They Don't Make Money
53	53 Vote	The Brilliant New Hunger Games Film, Katniss Can't Escape the Beaver

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