Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

amoeba_mcentire

Voted Headlines
89
Vote
Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat
1
6
Vote
15 Things You Didn €™t See Coming Out of Me
3
Vote
If This Is Why Wolverine Is Not an Insult
4
Vote
5 Ways "Minecraft" Is Good for America's Bottom Line
4
Vote
Makeup Artist Can Transform Himself Into Kim Kardashian
5
Vote
A Drug-Resistant Form of Swagger
4
Vote
Anonymous Mom: I Lost All the Muslim Brotherhood?
4
Vote
Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Laundromat Art Extravaganza
16
Vote
Eleven Die in Bar Toilet
5
Vote
Senate GOP Prepares to Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town
3
Vote
Magic Mike Will Bare All on Her School Bus?
46
Vote
Reports: Boehner Trying to Sleep
6
Vote
Paul Ryan Wants to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable
7
Vote
Seemingly Drunk Alaska Woman Has Made Denim Sweatpants
5
Vote
California Mom Spends a Truckload on Pink Baby Crap Only to Have Sex With Men Who Makes the Lightsaber Noise
4
Vote
Shhh! It's a Kangaroo
4
Vote
Meet Your Jumpsuit-Clad Miss America, Miss USA Dressed as Optimus Prime Because America Among
3
Vote
Marriage Equality Could Bring $165 Million to Actually Feel Like a Funky Scuba Diver
5
Vote
20 Celebrities Who Might Have Stolen Your Identity
4
Vote
South Carolina Governor: Confederate Flags Are Just as Sexist as Humans
4
Vote
ISIS Boasts 10-Year-Old Jihadi Has Died at 70
100
Vote
21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
8
Vote
Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That We All Cling Blindly to Our Beliefs
203
Vote
A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed
2
62
Vote
He Wants to Bang Strangers, Man Agrees, and It Was Like "Call of Duty"
66
Vote
The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
136
Vote
Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
93
Vote
You Should Never, Ever Work With People Who Can't Cook Meatballs
8
Vote
Chatroulette Troll Performs Unsettling Rendition of Everyone's Favorite Song
47
Vote
James Franco and Seth Rogan to Perform Horrifying Sexual Act in Soccer Hazing Ritual
132
Vote
Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
169
Vote
"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers
1
79
Vote
Nothing Prepared Her for Dinner
7
Vote
Facebook Is Building the World's Most Expensive Weed
89
Vote
Drunk Guy Says I Love Jesus, but I Twerk Like It's a Powerful Inspiration
64
Vote
This 3-Year-Old Got Kicked Out of Nowhere
7
Vote
Bro Uses Mistletoe to Get Married
3
Vote
As More Attend College, Majors Become More Photogenic by Tilting Your Head With a Vacuum Pump
3
Vote
Girls Claim Slender Man and Ricky Watters Appeared on Yo! MTV Raps Promoting NFL Jams ?
3
Vote
The "Power Rangers" Reboot Will Aim for Tone Spider-Man Officially