Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Pixar Will Make Everything Better
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
5	5 Vote	The Physics of Donuts
2	2 Vote	A Disgusting Experience: Band's Show Cancelled Because They Can't Afford Birth Control?
21	21 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
7	7 Vote	Beer Pong - Now in Doll Form 1	1
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
2	2 Vote	Russian Warships Are Returning Home, Senior Official Warns
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Videographer Captures His Own Grandma
9	9 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching TV
3	3 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for 9/11′
6	6 Vote	I Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
4	4 Vote	The Not-So-Fine Art of Toiletry
3	3 Vote	Russia Lied About Phone Surveillance Stopping 54 Terror Plots
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
4	4 Vote	Two Game Developers Do Their Best Fake Gamer Impressions
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
2	2 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They "Distract the Boys"
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
2	2 Vote	Banksy Sold Art on Saturday Morning...
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
2	2 Vote	Time to Pursue Security With Cocaine-Stuffed Pumpkins
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
9	9 Vote	White House Was Warned About Testicle-Attacking Monster Fish
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
4	4 Vote	Pubic Hair Is Wide
4	4 Vote	Boys With Tender Hearts and Wallets Alike
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
4	4 Vote	What the F**K UP!
397	397 Vote	Prepare to Be Prepared 1	1
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
60	60 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Your Childhood 1	1
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
4	4 Vote	Fox News Hate Fox News? AWESOME

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