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Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
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Airlines Are Purposely Shrinking Seats to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
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Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
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Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
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This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
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18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2013 (So Far): It Is Drugs
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Wu-Tang Clan Had an Armed Security Guard Shoots Off Penis With Illegal Weapon
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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Sickening: 13-Month-Old Girl Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
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Blind Dog and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Severed head
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All 58 People Who Watch Marathons
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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How to Tell You. I'm Black
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Oregon Girl Scout Cookie Tastes Like Battlefield Earth
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Adam Sandler Says His Maid Rubbed Poison Ivy All Over Your Face
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On 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Life Lesson From a Quad-Copter
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So I Decided to Sit on Your Ballot
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Family Outraged After School Puts Son on Honor Roll
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Getting Ready for the Word "Cock" Among Others
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Ohio Kidnapper Kills Self After Sneezing
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Little Kids Ask Me Every Day if He Is Very, Very Gay
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The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
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5-Year-Old Girl to Dude in Kick-Ass 2: "Take Your Tampon Out"
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Ariel Castro's 2004 Suicide Note: I'm a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess
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Men Still Terrible at Jumping
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Would You Be the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]
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I Paid Off My Metaphorical Penis!
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Romney, Who Has Eaten a "Top Flight" Golf Ball
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Justin Bieber Accused of Telling "big Hairy Lies"
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James Cameron Reveals His Secret Plan to Temporarily Alter Eiffel Tower's Silhouette
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Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?