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Senate Strikes Deal With Indian Police, Ending Standoff in Just 42 Seconds
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What Is the New Black Hole
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WTF? Princeton Professor Profoundly Offended by Barack Obama's Second Inauguration
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Finding Missing Children for Passover Matzos
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This Year Ends
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Quick Look at THIS CAT
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Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Can Being Left-Handed Get You Fired in Michigan?
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Couples Have Sex at Night?
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I Don't Care Bears
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This Is What It Takes to Cook A Turkey
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Alleged Mugger Tells Victim "This Is Unforgivable"
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Ugh, Get Out Of Bed
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The Internet Helps
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Me
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Customer Fined $500 for Swallowing Human Toe in Canadian Bar Mitzvah
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Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
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6-Year-Old Pulls Knife on Playmate and Steals Nude Pics
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Governor Arnold to Film "Scenes"
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This Is One Big lie
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Peggle Says "Yo Dawg" to WoW Cancellation
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Health Care Bears
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Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
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What Happened to Me
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Dear Psy, Please Be My Boss
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Tyrese Knows What's Up
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How to Clean Out Our Brain Garbage
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Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume Decision
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Get Ready to Die
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The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles
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Autism Linked to Autism
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Scientists Create the World's Most Cramped Apartments
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An Average Girl Became the 11th-Coolest or 39th-Lamest?