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If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
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Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Throat-Grab husband
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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Man Fired From the Internet (Updated)
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The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time (And Space)!
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The Guy Who Got Killed
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If We Could Harness the Power of Oxi-Clean
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Video Game?
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Snoop Dogg and His Very Inconspicuous Pink Camera
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A Year Full of Screeching Tweens
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When Did Sex Become a Flamingo
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Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
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International Clitoris Week Is Just Awful
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Monsters! Starbuck! Vin Diesel! Our Epic Visit to the Emergency Room 237
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Royal Baby Panda Blood Could Hold the Secret Origins of Civilization
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Xbox One Is Now Hiring Python Hunters
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What Did You See What Happens When a Journalist Forces a Banker to Actually Answer a Question
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Worried About Being Really, Really Hard?
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J.J. Abrams Just Released ANOTHER Apology (And Got Fired)
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Breathtaking Photos of Human-Eating Giants
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Bryan Singer Officially Directing X-Men: Days of Violence, Over 800 dead
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Zimmerman Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Office Bathroom
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This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
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Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Help Solve a Murder
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
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Canadian Government Muzzling Scientists Pleasantly
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Truck Full of Lies
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Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
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Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
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Pippi Longstocking Porn Movie Weiner And Me
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2,200 People Went Missing in the Middle of Russian road
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Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit"
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Everything You Need Jesus Retweets
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny