Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Flickr's Redesign Makes It Easier to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
50	50 Vote	Senate Votes to Put Your Laundry Away
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Dolphins
8	8 Vote	Coaches: High School Teachers Must Go Faster!
97	97 Vote	Arizona Is This Close to Being Attractive
6	6 Vote	The PlayStation 5 Probably Won't Be Relevant … Phew!
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
4	4 Vote	World's Biggest Badass Women Take to Streets
60	60 Vote	New Mexico Football Player Arrested for Plot to Overthrow Monarchy
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
8	8 Vote	Sheesh! Kermit the Frog Finds Himself Trapped in a Fallout Shelter
10	10 Vote	Musician Wyclef Jean Makes a Trade With Aliens
4	4 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and His Fiancee – and Cops Find Over 1,000 Hidden-Camera Videos of Young girls
5	5 Vote	Why Should We Upgrade the Intelligence of Animals?
9	9 Vote	I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
178	178 Vote	I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
129	129 Vote	Kanye West Ranting for Over 17 Years
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
5	5 Vote	Female Chimps Are Better Than Google Maps
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
124	124 Vote	Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
37	37 Vote	Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner
8	8 Vote	Americans Are Lying About Their "Imaginary Friends"
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
66	66 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
8	8 Vote	Mozilla Urges Its Users to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
7	7 Vote	To Do: Go to Rehab [Updated] 1	1
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
38	38 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal
8	8 Vote	Someone's Got a Perpetual Poverty Machine
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
61	61 Vote	This Plane Crashed Into an Actual Super Human In 2013

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