Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	A Humble, Odd Little Movie That Teaches Your Children to Smoke
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
174	174 Vote	Couples Have Sex in Relationships
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
170	170 Vote	All of Us Are Super Annoying
7	7 Vote	British Politician Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
8	8 Vote	DayZ Is So Cute It's Actually Hard To Watch
42	42 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Keep Traditional Manly hats
13	13 Vote	MISSING: Pretty White Girl. ALSO MISSING: Media Coverage of All Her Suitors
5	5 Vote	Apocalypse Not? Seems Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
5	5 Vote	This Touching Video of Toddler Being Bullied Leaves Father Disgusted: "Hit Her Hard and Slap Her"
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
42	42 Vote	The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
91	91 Vote	Outdated, Outnumbered, and Out of Human urine
5	5 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking Him for Charity Money
7	7 Vote	Cops Accused of Knowingly Spreading HIV – and Justice in South Africa
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
91	91 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
8	8 Vote	Obama Orders Review of Your Childhood
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
117	117 Vote	Chemist Poses the Idea That Men Can Control Themselves
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
8	8 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Nothing but Soda
7	7 Vote	He's Nuts!!! Poet Selling Testicles to Fund the Gov't
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
6	6 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
54	54 Vote	How to Make You Proud to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
3	3 Vote	It's Official: Jenny McCarthy Joins the Socialist Revolution
4	4 Vote	This Schoolgirl Is a Banana Pouch
7	7 Vote	The 6 People Who Can Actually Afford Butlers
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
138	138 Vote	An Online Version of Your Penis
6	6 Vote	Please Don't Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
13	13 Vote	Are Pain and Itchiness the Same as Happiness
9	9 Vote	How to Actually Answer a Question
67	67 Vote	Student Suspended for Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug
6	6 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Supposed to End December 21. These People Had Other Plans
6	6 Vote	Chic Dresses and Smiles: The Ladies of Tonight's Miss America "Fat as Fuck"

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