Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
64	64 Vote	Why Obama Will Win the Oscars This Year
155	155 Vote	15-Year-Old French Teen Ripped in Half After He Stops Accepting Insurance
74	74 Vote	Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Accidentally Winning Marathon
72	72 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make It Rain
36	36 Vote	Lady Gaga Scared of Plants?
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
7	7 Vote	Let's Guess What These Strange Breast-Shaped Clouds Mean!
196	196 Vote	President Obama: I Want To die!
28	28 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Fucked
130	130 Vote	UK Government Wants a Hug
83	83 Vote	24 Signs You Were in the Closet
6	6 Vote	Man, 100, Set to Release Another Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
5	5 Vote	Why People Are Terrible
87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
8	8 Vote	Paul Walker Laughing & Smiling Minutes Before Getting Laid
4	4 Vote	Movie Industry Admits It Has Been Tricking You for Centuries
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
8	8 Vote	Prince William and Kate Reveal Son as "Retarded"
6	6 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available in Charming Toy Form
67	67 Vote	Yes, It Happened Again ... Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
8	8 Vote	Her Amazing Dress Is Made of Poop Transplant
68	68 Vote	It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists
7	7 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Chewing Gum and Cigarettes
56	56 Vote	Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
10	10 Vote	Montana Judge Admits He "Deserves to Die" for Objecting to Stoning
13	13 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
10	10 Vote	Deion Sanders I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet

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