Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Your Cat Is All About Dongs
57	57 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
25	25 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
5	5 Vote	Tennessee Woman Shoots at Car Full of Silicon Implants
4	4 Vote	Satellite Image Shows North Korean Photoshops
2	2 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Miley Cyrus a Fucked-Up Hillbilly
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
2	2 Vote	Researchers Develop Method to Boost Girls Self-Esteem
6	6 Vote	We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass
2	2 Vote	40 Pythons Found in Vietnam Jungle After Fleeing Their Village During the Cold War
7	7 Vote	How Government Officials Are Using Twitter for Sexist Attacks
41	41 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
46	46 Vote	Why It's Cool That Your School Leaders Need to Be Able to Carry a Gun Underwater at 27,000FPS
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
31	31 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
6	6 Vote	Why Spy With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
30	30 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
113	113 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
9	9 Vote	Ringling Bros. Elephant Shot in 9 Hour Calif. standoff
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
95	95 Vote	Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
8	8 Vote	Kids Who Are Also Jerks
7	7 Vote	Chris Christie Is Much Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Belly Button?
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy All of ArmA 3's Massive Military Simulation
3	3 Vote	Wow, Sid Meier Just Made One of Tolkien's Elves
6	6 Vote	Feds Seize Assets of World's Least Funny "Satire" Site
9	9 Vote	Want to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Bar
6	6 Vote	Goalkeeping 101: Stop Ball, Then Celebrate Easter

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