Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	Dad Thought He Was Just ASKING if You'd Bang a Drunk Friend
44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
144	144 Vote	Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
44	44 Vote	Every Biblical Argument Against Crocs
50	50 Vote	Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
23	23 Vote	My Dad Is Angry Birds
217	217 Vote	Fuck You to Sleep
81	81 Vote	Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
196	196 Vote	Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
32	32 Vote	Oh, It's Just Marijuana
36	36 Vote	Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
112	112 Vote	You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
93	93 Vote	Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
80	80 Vote	Is It True That Oreos Are More Manipulable Than Democrats
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
129	129 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Explain What Scientists Do
61	61 Vote	Hey Miley Cyrus, Lay Off Obama
110	110 Vote	Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
98	98 Vote	Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online

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