Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
99	99 Vote	Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as Nightclub bouncer 1	1
283	283 Vote	Why the Hell Do We Live?
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
34	34 Vote	NYC Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
7	7 Vote	The World Is a Lie
116	116 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
9	9 Vote	China Thought This Fetish Porn Scene Was an 80's Training Montage
8	8 Vote	Unintentionally Awesome Moments in the Shower
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
34	34 Vote	Dog Forced to Use Condoms
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
8	8 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have "Been Isolated for Millions of Years"
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1

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