Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
52	52 Vote	George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
9	9 Vote	The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
36	36 Vote	An Extinct Bug That Looks Just Like a Crotch
91	91 Vote	Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
44	44 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Being in Your Pants
119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
158	158 Vote	Depressed Woman Appears Happy on Facebook, IM, and Chatroulette
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
186	186 Vote	This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
9	9 Vote	Dad Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Someone to Shit in Sarah Palin's Mouth
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
71	71 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Terrorist?
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
77	77 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Eat bridesmaid
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
8	8 Vote	Tina Fey Shows World a Close-Up of Her Own Ass
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
5	5 Vote	Real Talk: Hillary Clinton Is for SALE!!
28	28 Vote	Can You Live in a Nutshell
85	85 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
6	6 Vote	8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Plotting Assassination on U.S. Consulate Denies Responsibility 1	1
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1
8	8 Vote	Middle Schooler Dies After Becoming Beached
6	6 Vote	The House Chaplain Is Starting to Offer Special TF2 Items
70	70 Vote	Man Found Headless and Handless Killed by Poisoned coffee 1	1
8	8 Vote	17 Background Actors Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers

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