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Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
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NASA to Drink More Wine
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Is Earth Really a Thing?
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Did Pizza End the Universe
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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Woman Violates Tiger's Space, Tiger Acts Like a PS3. No, Really
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10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
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Is Obama Really a Planet?
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Politics Aside, Is Obamacare What the Girls Call Murder
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UK Government Wants a Foam Finger
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Baby Dies in NY at Age 112
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Bunny Ninja Hats Will Make You More Liberal, Study Says
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Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Tammy Baldwin Has Been Aborted
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These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Over 88,000 Die in a Sandbox
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25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
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House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
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South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
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Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
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Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing