Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

15	15 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Make You a Refrigerator
5	5 Vote	Who Knew? Romney Talks Like a Toothpick
5	5 Vote	32 American Presidents Share Their Thoughts About Every Excuse I've Ever Given
4	4 Vote	Pentagon Debuts a Non-Lethal Ray Gun Shop
2	2 Vote	White House Republicans Throw Kitchen Sink
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
6	6 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Head, Though Not His Job
2	2 Vote	Scientists Now Uncertain About Future With Lakers
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
7	7 Vote	The Greatest Living Animation Director Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Definition of "Gay"
180	180 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga and the Worst Thing Ever Created
3	3 Vote	Lily Allen Is Pretty Hard to Explain
4	4 Vote	Finally Someone Stands Up to American Farmers as They Cry
3	3 Vote	Tell Everyone to Get Downstairs
3	3 Vote	18 Ways to Destroy the EVERYTHING
5	5 Vote	16 Quotes That Will Change the Pickup Truck Game
3	3 Vote	These Kids Are Guaranteed to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
2	2 Vote	An Alphabet of Alien Abduction
7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Said "Shit" on Your DVR
2	2 Vote	Richard Simmons New Music Video Will Make You Cry Real Tears
27	27 Vote	The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket?
2	2 Vote	Is Every Book Lover's Soul in One Bahraini Village
3	3 Vote	See These Rare Photos of a Sport
3	3 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered the Electron
3	3 Vote	Why [REDACTED] Is the Best Way to Save the World to Promote Religious Tolerance
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
100	100 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
8	8 Vote	Great News: It's MRSA!
95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
59	59 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
4	4 Vote	Which Magic Mike Stripper Is Your Inner Potato?
3	3 Vote	America Might Be Even Worse Than We Ever Imagined

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