Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

absolclaw

Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Teacher Finds Her Aunt's C**k Ring and Wears It as a "Gay Clown"
1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
357	357 Vote	I'm Honestly Not Sure if You Enjoy Being Alive 1	1
78	78 Vote	Virginia Man Stops Traffic to Help You Eat That Sandwich... 1	1
114	114 Vote	Relax, Everybody: Willie Nelson Is Not CGI
113	113 Vote	Your Cremated Loved One's Ashes Can Be Considered a "Deadly Weapon" 3	3
129	129 Vote	How Tough Am I? I Ate Bad Sushi!! 2	2
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
1232	1232 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 3	3
788	788 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
1892	1892 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
669	669 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Is?
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7

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