Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Teacher Finds Her Aunt's C**k Ring and Wears It as a "Gay Clown"
1637	1637 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 17	17
357	357 Vote	I'm Honestly Not Sure if You Enjoy Being Alive 1	1
78	78 Vote	Virginia Man Stops Traffic to Help You Eat That Sandwich... 1	1
114	114 Vote	Relax, Everybody: Willie Nelson Is Not CGI
113	113 Vote	Your Cremated Loved One's Ashes Can Be Considered a "Deadly Weapon" 3	3
129	129 Vote	How Tough Am I? I Ate Bad Sushi!! 2	2
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
1233	1233 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 15	15
789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Is?
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19

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