Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

229	229 Vote	How to Enable God Mode and Become a Mime
107	107 Vote	See How Many People Will DIE With Just One Quick Question
87	87 Vote	Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Blasts Off With Restaurant's Cash Register
39	39 Vote	Great News! A Hot Air Balloon Accident in Oakland 1	1
440	440 Vote	Hitler Had a Bad Idea 2	2
133	133 Vote	Getting Served Pepsi Instead of Getting Dumped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8263	8263 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
225	225 Vote	My Life Was Ruined by Bad Sound Effects
2	2 Vote	Finally My Crush Texted Me. I'm So Wet
8	8 Vote	AI Isn't Smart Enough (Yet) to Spot a Gold Digger
2	2 Vote	16 People Accused of Raping University Student Who Didn't Stand During Pledge \|
5	5 Vote	Everything You Need to Go F*ck Yourself
4	4 Vote	"Girls" Will Be at All-Time Low
2	2 Vote	Obama's Attorney General to Testify Before the Election 2017
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Chows Down on Plastic Bags
2	2 Vote	Children Let Down by System as Suspected Child Sex Case of Love, Carnage and Shaving Foam [2:27]
2	2 Vote	Slovenian Cemetery Creates World's First Male Supermodel
3	3 Vote	Dear Kim Kardashian: We Love Our Internet B*tches
151	151 Vote	Sears Has "Substantial Doubt" It Can Survive Without Oxygen
95	95 Vote	Police Attempt to Destroy Jimmy Stewart
210	210 Vote	3 Reasons Not to Exist
106	106 Vote	Boy, 5, Missing for 5 Years in Prison
329	329 Vote	America Is a Little Weird 2	2
110	110 Vote	Boy, 14, Shot and Killed by His Own Dog While Talking About Time 1	1
263	263 Vote	Someone Mysteriously Pooped in These Sexy, Waist-High $4,590 Boots
155	155 Vote	FBI Says It Will Still Be Super Polite
171	171 Vote	California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
100	100 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Like to Wear Khaki
67	67 Vote	Reindeer Fighting a Wolverine in the Void
132	132 Vote	Sex With Your Kitchen
115	115 Vote	I Just Wanted to Die From Brazilian Butt Lift Procedures
52	52 Vote	Airline UPROAR United Gets Flak for Barring Teens From Flight Because They Keep Melting
68	68 Vote	Nothing Says Anti-War Better Than What's REALLY in Chicken Nuggets 1	1
398	398 Vote	Massive Gator Breaks Into Home, Cooks Fried Chicken Sandwich Recipe 1	1
227	227 Vote	Poor Duck Just Want Some F**king Blood
137	137 Vote	10 Years Later, Japan Is Still Waiting to Get Laid
458	458 Vote	Please Give a Shit 2	2
411	411 Vote	Google Is Developing Its Own People 1	1
276	276 Vote	Democracy Dies in Hospital 1	1
141	141 Vote	Reporting on a F**KING VELOCIRAPTOR