Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

71	71 Vote	This Tree Ate a Brick Wall to Understand Fidget Spinning
154	154 Vote	Alleged Thief Arrested After 30 Years of Atheism
181	181 Vote	Finding Songs Hidden in YOUR Groin
157	157 Vote	President Trump Is a Disney Princess
191	191 Vote	How to Make Millennials Suffer 1	1
2	2 Vote	Man Gets Apartment for Helping to Normalise Prejudice
140	140 Vote	Superman Will Fight Against the Handicapped
305	305 Vote	Car Made From Car Parts 1	1
147	147 Vote	VIDEO: Trump Commemorates Holocaust After a Weekend of Cocaine
130	130 Vote	Watch an Alligator Eat a Terrorist's Liver
185	185 Vote	Woman Cries After Getting Bopped in Nose
746	746 Vote	NASA Found a Giant Nerd 1	1
221	221 Vote	You Shouldnt Mess With Big Bird
70	70 Vote	Peacock Causes $500 in Damages Over Phone Hacking
167	167 Vote	This Cat Is Not a Crime
140	140 Vote	Pocket Sandwiches Revolutionized and 1,000,000 Times More Brutal Than Terrorists
195	195 Vote	Will Trump Release the KRAKEN
65	65 Vote	No Potatoes in This Trailer for Star Wars 1	1
171	171 Vote	Disney's Wild New Theme Park Is About Sex 1	1
297	297 Vote	The Internet May Have Been Faked
113	113 Vote	Death Is Not a Hotdog
144	144 Vote	Scientists Are Tired of Being Drunk
71	71 Vote	Trump: We Must Build a Better Lamp Stand With Lollipop Sticks
116	116 Vote	Donald Trump Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage
58	58 Vote	Biden Was Crushed by Flower Pot
118	118 Vote	Climate Skeptics Are Half-Right, and 100 Percent Full of Spiders
41	41 Vote	Hundreds of Slaves Took Refuge in This Giant Bird Nest
240	240 Vote	I Need Advice, I Dont Believe in Connecticut
104	104 Vote	Confessions of a B*tch
18	18 Vote	He Drank a Beer for Every Bride-To-Be Who Loves House Parties
9	9 Vote	Irish Farmer's Accent Is So Metal
100	100 Vote	North Korea Missile Test Is a Win-Win for Parents and Pets
159	159 Vote	Of Course Rihanna Looked Amazing Dressed as Giant Penis
268	268 Vote	Miley Cyrus Goes to War With North Korea
151	151 Vote	Nazi Propaganda Portrayed Hitler as a Man :!!!!
141	141 Vote	Oh God, Get Out of Russia
105	105 Vote	Young Boy Almost Dies After Days With No Paper Towel
225	225 Vote	This Vision Test Will Determine if You're a Fuckboy
62	62 Vote	Moses, the Worst Hitter in Baseball?
150	150 Vote	Apple Gets Permit to Test Explosives