Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

300	300 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
128	128 Vote	Woman Falls Off Antarctica
282	282 Vote	Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode 4	4
195	195 Vote	Trump Declines to Say No Homo 1	1
251	251 Vote	Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet 2	2
79	79 Vote	Cat Pokes Head Through Hole in Boy's Retina 1	1
81	81 Vote	Canada Can Do Anything 1	1
167	167 Vote	Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments 2	2
227	227 Vote	Face It, Trump's Responsible for Destroying the Planet 1	1
334	334 Vote	America Has Always Been a Sham. Always.
156	156 Vote	I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration 1	1
6	6 Vote	Sony Opens Up About Pregnancy Rumors With a Ku Klux Klan Theme
3	3 Vote	The Behind-The-Scenes Look at Meals Made of Legos With Massive Balls
43	43 Vote	Most Republican Senators—and Trump—still Don't Know Who the F**k Built This Fence???
45	45 Vote	THIS 18-Year-Old's Mom Looks Like a Hornet
43	43 Vote	Kate Winslet Has a Boyfriend Dungeon
158	158 Vote	Apparently Jesus Was a Mistake
65	65 Vote	Christian Bale Is Barely Recognizable After Eating One Ghost Pepper Chip
2	2 Vote	Before and After Being Shot
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Trump Rumored to Be Released This Thursday
5	5 Vote	Usain Bolt Gets to Live Without Regrets
2	2 Vote	Probably My Favorite Body Part
6	6 Vote	Pack Your Suitcase. You're Going to the Laundry
8	8 Vote	He Must Be Willing to "sacrifice" His Family's Fun Zones
134	134 Vote	She's Wild on the Toilet
76	76 Vote	Millennials Are Having Strokes at Alarming Rates — and That's a Huge Advantage
111	111 Vote	John Oliver Picks a Fight With Someone Named Fart Sandwich
134	134 Vote	Elsa, Anna & Olaf Are Back in Intensive Care Unit
1291	1291 Vote	Stop!!! Do Not Exist 1	1
172	172 Vote	50 Cent Admits He Cried During Birth
379	379 Vote	Star Fox 2 on Pornhub
198	198 Vote	Microsoft Is Reportedly About to Cry 1	1
107	107 Vote	PUTIN Impressing Everyone With His New Bucket Hat
183	183 Vote	Its Good That Nintendo Doesnt Want to Kill All Muslims
42	42 Vote	11 Great Actors Who Look Like Gloves?
228	228 Vote	British PM: We Will No Longer Use Sex to Procreate
94	94 Vote	China Killed a Jedi
237	237 Vote	Let's Be Real, You're Never Getting a Job
262	262 Vote	Married at First Sight. Regret at Second One
47	47 Vote	Why Apple Pie Isn't American Healthcare

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