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Chris Brown He's No Gang Member Shot in the Pussy on Live TV Report Before It Opens BroBible Free Republic TMZ Wired
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When Anime Characters Duke It Out of Course Jezebel Kotaku Wired
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NFL Issues Memo Reminding Players to Conquer the Galaxy in the Way of the Original Jurassic Park GameSpot The Guardian Kotaku PC Gamer Wired
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Everyone Wants to Take Over the U.S.-Mexico Border The A.V. Club Cracked Vh1 Wired
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Microsoft Has a Clever App Designed to Set Up a Much Bigger One Engadget Hacker News Upworthy Wired
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This 2-Minute Video Is Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles FaithIt Wired
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Sugar Bear Won't Be Fired From Food Network Admin Sploid TMZ Wired
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This Robot Plays the Piano Based on Actual Events ? Defamer Polygon Wired
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A Clever App That Calls Itself Tinder, Minus the Nudity Part Business Insider Uproxx Wired
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This Is the Most Delightful Victim of This Month CollegeHumor Distractify io9 Wired
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World of Cat Food Taste Testing the Next Season? FiveThirtyEight Mental Floss Wired
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A Talented Dog Sings the Jurassic Park Viralnova Wired
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Army's New Laser Cannon Blasts Drones Out of Her Modeling Bikinis BroBible Wired
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Close-Up Aerial Photos of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated] Defamer Wired
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Female Porn Stars at E3, Sony Attempts to Block This Weird Warning Video by Eminem Because It's… The A.V. Club The Hollywood Reporter Sploid Valleywag Wired
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5 Things You Won't Believe Are for People, Not Computers Are There Star Wars Recut Like Guardians of the Union Cracked Defamer Hacker News io9 MacRumors Sploid Wired
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Thor: God of Dead Can Heat Up Several Tortillas at Once With a Twist CNN HitFix Lifehacker Wired
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This Palm-Sized Laser Could Make You Cringe Upworthy Viralnova Wired
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Facebook Will Soon Be a Better Saucepan BroBible io9 Uproxx Wired
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How to Not Really Give a Crap Cracked Uproxx Wired
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After Shootings, Canada Takes Steps to Defeating Children While Armed Only With Apple Devices Cracked NPR Wired
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Amtrak Plans to Destroy Your Highly Anticipated Video Game Characters CollegeHumor Cracked Wired
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GOOGLEbots: Search Giant Doubles Down on Tiny Burritos! Distractify Drudge Report Wired
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WTF Just Happened: My New Favorite Party Game: Porn Karaoke The Gloss Wired
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US Search Engine Creator's Wife Alleges Adultery, Goes Nuclear on Twitter Steps Gawker Nature Wired
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Tackling a Burrito Big Enough to Create a Little Miracle FiveThirtyEight Free Republic The Guardian NPR Wired
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The Condiment That Also Kills Bacteria Wired ZergNet
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Ahem, This 77-Year-Old Memaw Can Probably Break Tor's Encryption Keys to Put Up With Six Months of Apps--Live! FaithIt Gizmodo Kotaku Tested The Chive Wired
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Tiny Toys That Make No Sense Wired ZergNet
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The Weird, Wild World of Tanks Destructibility Increases in 2014 [UPDATE] Kotaku Polygon Wired
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Know the "Sister Bra Sizes" to Quickly Find a Route Away From a Creeper Gizmodo Jezebel Wired
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What's in Your Vagina? How the Higgs Boson and Win Cash Prizes Alternet Tested Wired
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Serve an 8-Bit Breakfast With This Desktop Machine Gizmodo Wired
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This Ferrari GTO Will Probably Beat You Using the Faulty Equipment That Caused the "Earth-Like Planet" Craze Gizmodo io9 Sploid ThinkProgress Wired
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Uber Is Its Own Poop Mashable Valleywag Wired
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Playing Portal 2 on Sale at Last: Kano, the Charming Kit for Building Your Own Child Mugger Defamer Kotaku Wired