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7,020 smashes / 11,843 upvotes / smashed from 18,894 real headlines
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Help! A Male Colleague Thinks I'm Perfect Consciouslifenews Wired
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Deliver Us, Lord, From the 2010s Wired ZergNet
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Bernie Sanders Delivers Defense of Mayonnaise New York Times Wired
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I Love You for Expressing Your True Self Elite Daily Wired
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Google Is Bringing Back Tight Pants Good Housekeeping USA Today Wired
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NFL Star Is ... A Tree?
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Buy Some of Humanity's Worst Diseases BuzzFeed Wired
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Scientists Discover a New CBS Comedy USA Today Wired
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China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore CNS News Defamer The Chive Wired
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