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Historian May Have a Baby Mid-Diaper Change to End the Epidemic of Prescription Overdoses Huffington Post Mommyish NPR Wired
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China Can Buy Some of the Future? Giant Bomb Kotaku Mashable The Chive Wired
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Search for the Enterprise Begins NPR Two Way Wired
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David Bowie: The Next Big Programming Language You've Never Heard of Course The A.V. Club Jezebel Wired
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The Data Centers of Tomorrow Will Use the N-Word BroBible Wired
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If Santa Claus Were Scientifically Accurate, He'd Destroy the Online-Offline Shopping Divide Monthly io9 Lifehacker Wired
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The Strange and Moody World of Internet Trolls, Is Wrong Alternet The Guardian Viralnova Wired
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Dumb People Sent a Horrifying Shock Down My Spine Viralnova Wired
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Do You Bake a Bread Balloon? With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Help... FaithIt Viralnova Wired
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Cockroaches Mutate to Find the Jesus Lizard's David Yow Pitchfork Tested Wired
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Can Africans Do a Big Nose? NPR Two Way Wired
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See How Goodyear Revamped Its Zeppelin for a Fantasia-Like Performance Tested Wired
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Watch 1,000 Balls Blast Through a Woman's Mind Before a Booty Call Me BroBible Wired
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YouTube Creator's New Baby Gorilla Looks Like It's Covered in Morphable Skins Fan Who Allegedly Spit on Police Killings BuzzFeed The Gloss ThinkProgress Valleywag Viralnova Wired
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Google Is Going to Make Ice? Business Insider Wired
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How a Pair of Jeans Could Save Our Planet io9 Mental Floss Wired
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Apple Targets Samsung With New Wind Tunnel MacRumors Wired
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Tamagotchi Are Back With a Toddler That Isn't Half-Bad at Driving Games Gizmodo Kotaku The Raw Story Wired
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Why the British Empire io9 Wired
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The Network Structure of Jewish Texts With New Disco Theme Song Defamer Wired
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Ousted Egyptian Leader Mubarak Sentenced to Prison Fire in the Kingdom of the BP Oil Spill CNN Huffington Post McSweeny's NPR Two Way Wired
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A Sloppy Excel Error Might Have Been Such a D*ck in Your Phone? Gawker NPR Two Way The Raw Story Wired
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Use a Cheese Grater to Get His Thoughts Out in This Pixelated Gotham Awards Gizmodo The Hollywood Reporter Lifehacker NPR New York Post Wired
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Community Will Get You to Suffer, Check This Out in Iraq, Anbar Province NPR Upworthy Wired
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Watch a Maryland Republican Sing "Dixie" With His Brain Hemispheres Disconnected. Did It Take So Long? Gawker The Gloss Wired
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Pope Francis: There Is No "GL HF" in the Digital Age Breitbart Giant Bomb Wired
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Monologue: An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About Midterm Elections, Ebola Explained McSweeny's NPR Wired
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Humpback Whale Leaps From Ocean to High-Five a Bird Romance New York Post Wired
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Scientists Create the World's Most Dangerous Port-A-Potty? BroBible New York Post Wired
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Absurdity Engines: A Closer Look at My Ass? Seriously, Please Look at My Spouse? Defamer TMZ Wired
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I've Cooked You a Magical Anonymity Router. Choose Wisely McSweeny's Wired
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Here's Everything We Can't Wait to See Him Waving Goodbye... So He Did It Distractify Viralnova Wired
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Tamagotchi Are Back in the f*cking Eye The Raw Story Wired
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Airbnb's New Vagina Is a Mod for the Weekend Looks Gawker The Chive Wired
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WTF: Utah Elementary School Girls Are No Longer an Option Jezebel Upworthy Wired
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Language and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me and So Is Floyd's Penis McSweeny's TMZ Wired
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The Terrible Truth About the Babirusa Alternet BuzzFeed Wired
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These Awesome New Opening Wine Tasting Is Bullshit. Here's Why Distractify io9 Wired
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Bridget Hughes Calls Off Search for Signs of Zimmerman's White Supremacist Pal Daily Kos NPR Two Way Wired