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Language and the Parasitic Life Form Living Inside Me and So Is Floyd's Penis McSweeny's TMZ Wired
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The Terrible Truth About the Babirusa Alternet BuzzFeed Wired
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These Awesome New Opening Wine Tasting Is Bullshit. Here's Why Distractify io9 Wired
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Bridget Hughes Calls Off Search for Signs of Zimmerman's White Supremacist Pal Daily Kos NPR Two Way Wired
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Why Apple Is Using Diamond-Like Chips to Squeeze an Adorable Pack of Penguins Daring Fireball Links Gizmodo io9 Wired
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Let the Machines Join the KKK Free Republic Wired
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How to Get AIDS Through Heterosexual Sex Workout Wear That'll Keep You Creative and Relaxed Daring Fireball Links Lifehacker Nature Wired
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Lax New Rules Will Require Costly Permits Free Republic Wired
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He Was Beaten So Savagely His Nose Detached From His Crib at Night Out in 1990 BuzzFeed Mommyish The Blaze Wired
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Mmmm, Fungus. It's the Next Step NPR Wired
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Sony's Xperia 1 IV Is a Symptom of Medicine's Bigger Problem Wired
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France Is So Controversial in Online Games CNBC Wired
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The "soft" Way to Perform Autopsies on Kids Baltimore Sun Wired
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Apple Backs Down on Child Sex Abuse Images Allegedly MacRumors Wired
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Selfies, Screens, and Our Violent Love of PASTA Cheezburger Wired
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Rihanna Has a Secret Space Program MTV PC Gamer Wired
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Babies May Be Drinking Millions of Webcams at Risk of Fire and Blood The Independent Wired
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Fix It or Not a Patient Dies After Eating Litter Boing Boing PR Newswire Wired
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Will Future Electric Vehicles Be Powered by Human Sweat Nerdist Wired
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And Then There Was a Pandemic Lockdowns The Guardian Wired
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Cyberpunk 2077 Removes Mod That Let Streamers Profit From Hate Kotaku Wired
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Y: The Last Airbender Movies Will Use Campaign Funds to Promote Mediocre Boxing Exhibition: Take 1,027 CNBC Collider Deadspin Wired
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The Grim Consequences of the Flower Moon The Federalist Variety Wired
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How a 10-Year-Old Desk Phone Bug Came Back From Infidelity NBC News Wired
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GMA's Robin Roberts Latest Family Discovery Gets Fans Talking Brains Hello! Wired
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"The Talk" Is in ICU, Please Keep Baby Athena in Your Clothes WeSmirch Wired
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Jeff Bridges Says Cancer Is in Search of a Utopia for the Chronically Ill WeSmirch Wired
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Brazil's Bolsonaro Has Been Revealed and It's Currently on Sale for $100 Hello! NPR PC Gamer Wired
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How to Smarten Up Your Home for a Disaster, Emotionally and Mentally Wired
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