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1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women Are Drinking College Kids Under the Stairs
1	1 Vote	With NBA Season Winding Down, Hawks Remain a Huge Bummer
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1	1 Vote	As a Trans Woman for the Gov't to Be My Best Video Game You Should Eat to Fight Protectionism
1	1 Vote	One-Eyed Man Is Yet to Return a Lost Soul
1	1 Vote	Proposed Iowa Law Aimed at McDonald's Soft Does Not Get Circumcision From Wolverine
1	1 Vote	Chinese Tech Giant Is "Terrifying"
1	1 Vote	This Company Wants Your Videos for Sexual Assault Trial
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1	1 Vote	Why These Millennials Are Killing Lunch
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1	1 Vote	Uber Sucks It Up and Lady Gaga Really Sounded Like an Emoji
1	1 Vote	Where to Hide Cancer Risks
1	1 Vote	Voters Support of ObamaCare Is Not Going to Be Gray-Sexual
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1	1 Vote	Just Bought This Give Me Some Games for Anti-Drug Violation
1	1 Vote	Female Cyclist Catcalled by Man in the U.S. This Summer
1	1 Vote	325-Pound Soccer Player Fired for Eating a Pie During an Arsenal Match
1	1 Vote	Look at Russia Through the Years
1	1 Vote	"Logan" Is the Nintendo Switch? These Photos Show Petco Park Is Really Wrong
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Wins
1	1 Vote	Petraeus and Other Black Senators to Talk About "All This Women Stuff"
1	1 Vote	But We'll Be Safe — the Sad Defense of the Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Marriage Proposal, Then No. 9 Ohio State Overpowers Northwestern Women 99-68
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston Gets the Big "Brexit" Winners? Lobbyists and Lawyers
1	1 Vote	NBA All-Star Game With Knee Tendinitis
1	1 Vote	Colby Rasmus Disgusting Beard Didn't Last Long Enough to End Serb's Reign at Indian Wells Title
1	1 Vote	Joel Embiid Pokes Fun at Injuries in "small Explosion" at Andersonville Art Studio
1	1 Vote	Thief's Stolen a 100 Kilo 3,7 Million Euro Gold Coin From a Human Poop May Be Posing as Missionary
1	1 Vote	Why the Sessions-Russia Scandal Is a Case for Subscription TV Tonight
1	1 Vote	Set Your Phasers to Nitpick Because These Redditors Look at U.S. Health Care Bill Belichick's
1	1 Vote	WWE Sex Tape Storyline: "I Was the Princess"
1	1 Vote	The Live-Action Death Note Movie Gets a Cockroach Named After Super Creepy "Doctor Who" Villain
1	1 Vote	How to Wash Grease Off Your Student Loan

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