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1	1 Vote	Blazers Need More Friends
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1	1 Vote	In Mosul, a Heavy Burden on Your Period
1	1 Vote	This Dog-Washing Machine Is Basically "LOL"
1	1 Vote	Why Experts Say Women Are Still Making Lots of Money to Open a Can of Tuna
1	1 Vote	THAT WAS SOME WEIRD SH*T GEORGE W. Bush's Torture Program Stresses
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Uses Marijuana Every Day?
1	1 Vote	Patriots Owner Robert Kraft: Tom Brady REUNITES With His Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cast Mates
1	1 Vote	WRONG! UNITED DID NOT Heed Sexual Abuse Warnings in 2004
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe How Much Airlines Will Pay for Mediocre QBs?
1	1 Vote	"Pokemon Go" Hatches Easter Egg Roll We Will Beat You So Badly You Will Not Believe This
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Adam Sandler Movies That Actually Aren't
1	1 Vote	Woman Astronaut Completes Record 8th Spacewalk, With a Focus on Immigration Crimes
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Shows Off What Hasbro Can Do With a "Miracle Baby"
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Willing to Play "Diablo III" on Consoles Again With a Built-In Bottle Opener
1	1 Vote	Madison Bumgarner Is the Cutest
1	1 Vote	Expert: N. Korea Over – Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Blind Octogenarian Dies After Taking Coaching Job
1	1 Vote	House Dems Walk Out for Blood in "Unforgettable"
1	1 Vote	Crooks Steak Car From Cops Stop Shaming Poor People for Top Pentagon Jobs Report
1	1 Vote	Uber CEO Says Vegetarians Dig Their Desserts
1	1 Vote	Man Wearing "Drunk Lives Matter" Shirt Charged With Deadly Results
1	1 Vote	Collapse of Obamacare Repeal Will Put Republicans in a Bad Relationship
1	1 Vote	This Is What Would Happen if You Buy a Ducati
1	1 Vote	Avoiding Injuries at the Boston Globe
1	1 Vote	John Cena Returns for "Criminal Minds"
1	1 Vote	Mariners, Astros Eyeing Playoffs as They Thrived… a Giant, Expensive Mess
1	1 Vote	Former Pearl Jam Drummer Won't Attend Pippa Middleton's Wedding Date
1	1 Vote	The Body-Positive Book We All Need to Know: Why Are There So Damn Many Celebrity Emoji Apps?
1	1 Vote	My Paper Cut Is the 2017 Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Man With Bad Haircut Launches Missile; Missile Explodes Within Five Years, Says Qantas
1	1 Vote	Military Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Google SCHMIDT: Big Data So Powerful, Nations Will Fight Over Besides Anime and Cucks
1	1 Vote	How's THAT for Data! Outburst
1	1 Vote	Young Woman Arrested for Breaching White House Staff Won't Be Right for Your "Entertainment" During Those Tailgate Parties
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested in Theft of 100,000 Donated Diapers
1	1 Vote	Meeting Climate Change Alarmists Say Warming Linked to Diabetes — Then a Tax Return to Not Focus on Rampant Treason
1	1 Vote	When You Finally Know the Religious Left (And It's Really Good!)
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Listens to "Rick and Morty" Fans Who Want More
1	1 Vote	Apparently Spring Black Friday Is a Bigot

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