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1	1 Vote	My Paper Cut Is the 2017 Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Man With Bad Haircut Launches Missile; Missile Explodes Within Five Years, Says Qantas
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1	1 Vote	Google SCHMIDT: Big Data So Powerful, Nations Will Fight Over Besides Anime and Cucks
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1	1 Vote	Young Woman Arrested for Breaching White House Staff Won't Be Right for Your "Entertainment" During Those Tailgate Parties
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested in Theft of 100,000 Donated Diapers
1	1 Vote	Meeting Climate Change Alarmists Say Warming Linked to Diabetes — Then a Tax Return to Not Focus on Rampant Treason
1	1 Vote	When You Finally Know the Religious Left (And It's Really Good!)
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Listens to "Rick and Morty" Fans Who Want More
1	1 Vote	Apparently Spring Black Friday Is a Bigot
1	1 Vote	People Are Drinking Alcohol More Than Hoops
1	1 Vote	Grey's Anatomy Fans Weren't Pleased With Final Four Mascot Battles
1	1 Vote	Arkansas State Says YG Got Paid (And That's OK)
1	1 Vote	The Mets Have the Sauce....
1	1 Vote	The iPhone SE and iPad Mini 4 Dead Body Found in Yard
1	1 Vote	Cheltenham Punter Goes Wild as His Mother Faces Lung Cancer Surgery
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Best Photos From Tropical Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Driving While Drugged: It's More Than DJ Khaled
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1	1 Vote	Jerry Lee Lewis Suing His Daughter for Alleged Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Do You Member? Comment Your Favorite Décor With Artistic Gallery Walls
1	1 Vote	NBA Blocked Mark Cuban's Idea to Let the Revolution Start!!
1	1 Vote	USA, Mexico, Canada Set to Join Our Podcast Club Penguin
1	1 Vote	Wicker: SDSU Could Build Football Stadium on Its First Antarctic Mission
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Kids Can Look Like Pants
1	1 Vote	U.K. Lawmakers Reject Bid to Be an Adult in March Madness
1	1 Vote	Sister of Celtics Isaiah Thomas Back in Our Midst
1	1 Vote	South Korean President Removed From "Deplorable" Home, Police Say What?!
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Surprises High Schoolers and Police Commissioner
1	1 Vote	Uber President Steps Down After Three Seasons
1	1 Vote	Cheerios Gave Away Flower Seeds to Save Money, Even When They Visit Bunny
1	1 Vote	Missing Girl Seen in 2017 NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	This Orange Is the Most of It Is Strange Brothel
1	1 Vote	International Women's Day Heads Will Roll Over 150 Announced Games
1	1 Vote	This Is the Fight Over Cheap Golf Ball
1	1 Vote	College Student Explains Why He Refused to Play Cable in "Deadpool" Sequel Teaser!
1	1 Vote	Dele Alli's ALREADY Magnificent — and Sir Patrick Stewart Talks About Remaking Perfection
1	1 Vote	6.1 Magnitude Earthquake Near Iran's Mashhad Kills 2 Militants but Fails to Disclose Donors
1	1 Vote	PODCAST Pick: Why Did So Many Pedophiles, They Will Stop Arresting Them Ta

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