Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Sources / The Gloss Smash The Gloss

4,280 smashes / 8,248 upvotes / smashed from 4,399 real headlines
1.9 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

Best Recent
1
Vote
That Time My Job Involved Tossing Dead Babies Into a Travel Vibrator HitFix Jezebel The Gloss
1
Vote
Turkey May Roast Dawkins Atheism Book Covers Nature The Gloss
1
Vote
Hey, Everyone! I'm Giving Up Drinking for 30 Days: Week One Horrible The Gloss Upworthy
1
Vote
Pull Up a Chair, Sit Down, and Look Somewhat Less Tired of Course BuzzFeed The Gloss
1
Vote
Should You Be OK The Blaze The Gloss
1
Vote
T-Mobile USA Rolling Out to Parents by Baking Them an I'm Gay Cake Gizmodo MacRumors The Gloss
1
Vote
Bitch, Please: Show You've Got to Feel It Again Distractify The Gloss
1
Vote
Watch Live: President Obama Do the Polar Bear Attacks The Blaze The Gloss Uproxx
1
Vote
Stan Lee Might (But Probably Doesn't) Play the Best Wedding Dresses for Under $400 The A.V. Club Defamer The Gloss
1
Vote
Fat Shaming Only Makes People Go Nuts Eating Threatened Sharks Jezebel The Gloss
1
Vote
Nipples Are in for Jobless Woman in the Funeral Industry? Jezebel New York Post The Gloss
1
Vote
An Accident Left This Dog Can Stack Anything on Your Scalp: Good Idea or Bad Idea? Distractify The Gloss
1
Vote
Why Jon Hamm's Penis Is Fair Game on the Web 2.0's The Guardian The Gloss Valleywag
1
Vote
Studies Confirm: Kids Ruin Your Life (And Skin) Gawker The Gloss
1
Vote
9 Things We Learned From Think Like a Sexy Naked Jesus With a Wheelchair Business Insider HitFix Jezebel The Gloss
1
Vote
Wow, Moms, Where Would We Be Conned Into War on the View Tomorrow Daily Kos FaithIt Huffington Post The Gloss
1
Vote
Gallery: What Does Your Boss Know About Dippin Dots BuzzFeed Daily Kos The Gloss ZergNet
1
Vote
Netanyahu Warns Israelis to Expect When You're Horny (NSFW) The A.V. Club New York Post The Gloss
1
Vote
Lorelei From Gilmore Girls and Ellen From Ellen Make a Sex Offender! Jezebel The Gloss
1
Vote
Black Holes Burp Gamma Rays Play This: Stila Makeup Player The Gloss Uproxx
1
Vote
Eating Disorder Film Totally Goes Over Bulimia Coach's Head Banging Nature The Gloss
1
Vote
Stuck in a Bikini FaithIt The Gloss
1
Vote
Would You Use a Louis Vuitton Bag… for Her Hilarious Story About Butt Plugs The Gloss
1
Vote
26 Signs You Are Welcome to Boldly Go … to the Top? BuzzFeed Distractify Jezebel Nature The Gloss
1
Vote
Can Beautiful Design Make Your Eyebrows Grow? Mashable The Gloss
1
Vote
17 Times Mary J. Blige Felt All the Playboys, Everywhere BuzzFeed The Gloss
1
Vote
Earth's Original Heat Store Still Burning Strong Smells Like Kony 2012 Jezebel Nature The Gloss
1
Vote
10 Olivia Wilde Explains That "Sometimes Your Vagina Dies" The Gloss
1
Vote
The 11 Most WTF Nicolas Cage Headlines Capture THE Sublime Power of Persuasion BroBible BuzzFeed Daily Kos io9 The Gloss ThinkProgress
1
Vote
Become Our Facebook Fan, Enter to Win the Voice of Morgan Freeman BuzzFeed The Gloss
1
Vote
This Designer Thinks You Need to Talk With You (Yes, You) Defamer Jezebel The Gloss
1
Vote
Brad Pitt's Homemade T-Shirt From His Name When Criticizing Opponents! Huffington Post The Gloss
1
Vote
How Katy Perry Is an Anvil to the Tiniest Planet Ever Discovered Business Insider Mental Floss The Chive The Gloss
1
Vote
Put on Some Baby Weight Attitude io9 Jezebel The Gloss
1
Vote
Two Friends Who Met on a 20-Mile High Speed Chase Business Insider Distractify The Blaze The Gloss
1
Vote
Do Real Women Wear Red Carpet The Gloss
1
Vote
Bullsh*t Free Runway Reviews: Rebecca Taylor Spring 2012 Is a Piece of Shit Defamer Jezebel The Gloss
1
Vote
35 People You Don't Want to Grow a Carstache Distractify Mental Floss The Gloss Valleywag
1
Vote
Flying Car Makes Public Debut With the New Selena Gomez The A.V. Club The Blaze The Gloss
1
Vote
A Species of Horse Fly Is Named After People (Including a Cartoonist) Mental Floss The Gloss