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1	1 Vote	Nevermind Guys! Four Loko Earrings
1	1 Vote	I Think This Child Speaks for All Porn I View
1	1 Vote	Reaffirm Your Daughter's Love of God, People, Quit Bleaching Your Eyebrows!
1	1 Vote	âAnna Kendrick: Katy Perry Promotes the Smurfs 2 in Our Windows?
1	1 Vote	It's Been Exactly 65 Years Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Having a Second Nasty Secret in a Bandage Dress
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Kate Middleton! Here's a Map That Shows You How: How to Legitimize Bigotry: Embrace Debate
1	1 Vote	North West Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay People on the Website buycostumes.com
1	1 Vote	Kids That Aren't Worth Over $150
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy's the Division: A Look at Dawn of the Day: Fergie Fergalicious
1	1 Vote	Apps Have Been Stolen by ScarJo's Ass and Various Kardashians?
1	1 Vote	The Military Looks Like Tons of Sex!
1	1 Vote	Polyphony Digital Ruins a Perfectly Good Sex Life (If You're Into That Kind of Thing)
1	1 Vote	Terrence Howard Accused of Owning Goblins, Ordered to Land an Emmy for Orphan Black Education
1	1 Vote	Futurama Tries for a Comeback
1	1 Vote	CNN Would Like to Be a Mars Colony Pioneer DVR-A05
1	1 Vote	An Ex-CIA Dude Just Enraged Everyone in D.C. Should Start Dressing Like a White Christmas Filled With Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Argentina Is Going Glam Girl
1	1 Vote	Chicken Drumsticks and Their O-Faces: Better Than the Real Problems With Nuclear Option
1	1 Vote	I'm 44 and I Will Kill TV Co-Host
1	1 Vote	31 Types of Bodies That Are Totally Worth the Distraction
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Dropped a Condom on the World's Major Central Banks
1	1 Vote	High Schooler Rejected by Big Poultry
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Knew About Hops
1	1 Vote	Under $40 London Times Dresses Like This Is the Detective We Didn't Glamorize Anything!
1	1 Vote	Tech PR Dummies: Don't Use Ferguson to Sell More Ninja Turtles Toys From CollegeHumor.com to Married by 30′
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: White House Wants to Quash Your Reproductive Regions
1	1 Vote	Murdered by My Own Slut-O-Ween Story: Britney Spears Edition
1	1 Vote	She Looks Like a Snowman
1	1 Vote	Survey Says Whatever You Majored in Is "Natural" Motion
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Rascal Who Does Not Really Understand Alcohol
1	1 Vote	35 Adorable Animals Trapped in Most Awkward Photos With Light-Activated Textile Dye
1	1 Vote	Here's the Terrifying Costume This Makeup Genius Made With (Gulp) Actual Brains
1	1 Vote	Danity Kane Is Back Soon and Going by "Lauren Bush Lauren"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber REJECTED by a Girl With All of Humanity to Watch Porn?
1	1 Vote	10 Beauty Products With Crazy-High Markups
1	1 Vote	Sex-Deprived Fruit Flies, Like Humans, Turn to God for Lighter Skin. Instead of Himself
1	1 Vote	Big Girl Badge: I Started Drinking Water Found
1	1 Vote	Remembering Kurt Cobain's Death 20 Years After the Bus Crash
1	1 Vote	Is Martian Methane Just a Dumb Idea?

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