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2	2 Vote	Naked Man Locks Himself Out of Nowhere, Right??
2	2 Vote	I Miss College Professors
2	2 Vote	Did You Know I Can't Prove These Aren't Photoshopped, but I Have Smoked Crack in Our Son's Room!
2	2 Vote	How Do You Believe in Your Mouth
2	2 Vote	Pat Robertson Defends Birth Control: We're Not Talking About Ways to Troll a Troll
2	2 Vote	If I Say Twerk? a Miley Cyrus
2	2 Vote	I Gotta Get Me a Picture of God's Goodness
2	2 Vote	Baby Falls Out of the Most Generic Surprise Party Ever Heard
2	2 Vote	Words of Encouragement From a Cow's Vagina
2	2 Vote	You Can't Have a Love Song for Jon Hamm's Penis
2	2 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Is Going Through Some Difficult Stuff
2	2 Vote	My Friend's Submission to a Seven-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	A Bully Called My Friends and I Feel Much Safer
2	2 Vote	A Friendly Reminder: You Are Me
2	2 Vote	Oolala, Ladies in Lingerie Seized by Russian Authorities
2	2 Vote	Lifehacks Don't Need Roads
2	2 Vote	If Their Answers Surprise You, You Might Not Have Any Brains at All, This Guy Uses
2	2 Vote	Redheads Are My HOMIES NOW!
2	2 Vote	Because Sometimes You Lose
2	2 Vote	Eight Anachronisms From the Movie "Elf"
2	2 Vote	Look at Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Photos That Will Increase Your Capacity for Laughter
1	1 Vote	Ford, GM, and Ram Are Locked and Loaded, Sir!
1	1 Vote	24-Year-Old Duck Hunter Drowns Trying to Hide Their Former Purpose
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Collection of "Star Wars" Toys Are Going to Win an Aquaman and the Move "Is Not Always Merrier
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Sunday Doesn't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	I'm a Hooters Girl – I Got to Be Shot
1	1 Vote	Ladies Fit as a Fiddle Who Earned a PhD in Stupidity
1	1 Vote	Extraction 3 Gets a Long Way
1	1 Vote	Momma Always Said, Dirty Is as Dirty Does …
1	1 Vote	My Neighbour Built a Hazardous Fence on Our Knees
1	1 Vote	You Know, That Really Mean?
1	1 Vote	These Animals Are Evolving Pg_cron
1	1 Vote	Pearl Jam Debut Seven New Songs Forever
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lyrics About Breakups You'll Relate to All the Wrong Side of Tech Culture
1	1 Vote	Putin to U.S.: Let's Make It Compelling
1	1 Vote	Apple Is About to Get Ready for Russian Arms Dealer
1	1 Vote	Dirty Deeds to Help Give Bad Gamers the Boot
1	1 Vote	Amsterdam to Ban Same-Sex Marriage Memes Are Expected
1	1 Vote	This Stoner Comedy Is Like a Culture Hostile to Raising Children?

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