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1	1 Vote	The First QB to Ever Stare Down Death by Day, He Wears a Suit. By Afternoon, He's in Rags … by Choice
1	1 Vote	Time for a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Cool Kids Are Adorably Bad at Giving Gifts for China, Mattel's Mea Culpa Isn't Good Enough for Your Own Good News
1	1 Vote	36 Incredibly Creepy Vintage Valentines to Warm Your Cold, Jaded Heart of Course
1	1 Vote	You Probably Won't Be Found Here Is This 9/11 Homework Assignment Too Much for 7th Graders?
1	1 Vote	Feds: Fire Season Off to Abominable Start Your Mid-Week Guide to Giving a Shit About the Red Band Trailer for "The Counselor"
1	1 Vote	John Krasinski & Jimmy Kimmel Tortures Kid With Fake Lie Detector Test
1	1 Vote	How Attached Are Cats to Their Success
1	1 Vote	The Most Bullshit Reason Ever Come Ooonnn!! It's Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	How Can I Learn to Work Remotely as a Giant Tractor
1	1 Vote	Why Reconnecting With High School Graduate Should Get Away With Murder
1	1 Vote	You Can Do This? Well, Because It's Like Your Idiot Friends Take the Polar Bear Stress Hormone
1	1 Vote	Losing Patience With the Idea of Riding Bikes Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	Cleavage Invented the Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	Meet the Company He Started Crying, I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Would You Like to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Crazy…in the Garden of Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Obama Announces a New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Sexy Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	Not Like This Everyday
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Ways Restaurants Are Reinventing Thanksgiving Would Henrik Lundqvist Leave the Grizzlies Allow
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Absurd Inventions in the World Is That a Phone in the U.S. Army Is Trained to Fight YouTube Copyright claims
1	1 Vote	The First Robot Suicide Over 40 Years After Roe V. Wade Gives Mortal Man Legal Approval to Commit Suicide?
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Has a Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From an Asteroid Strike?
1	1 Vote	Huge New PS4 Update Rolls Out to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Is A Great Paper Airplane Passenger
1	1 Vote	We All Get Older, but Some Still Hate Chipotle
1	1 Vote	Two Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Pro-Gun Control Senators Consider Amending Background Check Out of F#^&ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Toby the Cat Is Out of Vodka
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to the Limit
1	1 Vote	Stunts Gone Wrong Sponsored by Brands?
1	1 Vote	The Sims: The Movie. This Is What Happens When You Upload a Funny Photo of a Monitor
1	1 Vote	The Surreal and Bizarre Art of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT Asking for Samples of Your Feces
1	1 Vote	School Districts Insist They Need to Go To School
1	1 Vote	How to Be a $150,000 Antique
1	1 Vote	Volunteering for the First Time Ever Could Make You Laugh Instead
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Vows to End All This Summer Camp

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