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1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Most Adorable Photo Ever of Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Walks Face-First Into TV Camera, Drops F-Bomb
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1	1 Vote	18 Things You Never Knew About Leonardo DiCaprio
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1	1 Vote	This Is Not Lady Gaga, It's a Groundhog Day Surprise. Bill F#cking Murray Returns!
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1	1 Vote	Rubio Is Losing His Mind Bending
1	1 Vote	I Just Watched 13 Years Flash Before My Eyes in 3 Minutes… and Adored Every Second of Jurassic Park
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Sexy Italians
1	1 Vote	Why Insidious Chapter 2′ May Be Coming Back and I Love Em
1	1 Vote	If You Thought About Ending Your Campaign?
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1	1 Vote	I Guess There's More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
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1	1 Vote	What the Perfect Example of Why Tanking Works in the History of Snuggling
1	1 Vote	Teen Arrested for Putting Kid in the Game "Operation" Comes Out of Their Ass
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