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17,383 smashes / 34,648 upvotes / smashed from 20,832 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

4	4 Vote	This Family Has Three Sets of Twins and They Will Be Around in Yoga Pants
4	4 Vote	Salt Doesn't Make You Blade Runner?
4	4 Vote	This Guy's Dad "ruined" His Dog With a 166-Year-Old Wedding Dress
4	4 Vote	Chinese Noodles Look So Good That People Desperately Want to Be Restrained by Coaching Staff [Update]
4	4 Vote	Why Dogs Are Too Weak
4	4 Vote	High Society and Chill Turtles
4	4 Vote	More Than Ever Wonder Woman Trailer Will Make Your Beard Less Patchy
4	4 Vote	God, Save the Water From Escaping
4	4 Vote	Got Attacked by a Puppet? Sure!
4	4 Vote	Michael Phelps Continues to Be Small and "Intimate"
4	4 Vote	Oh Look at My Finger
4	4 Vote	This Rescued Cockatoo Can Really Get Your Coffee Beans
4	4 Vote	Feds Say Hello
4	4 Vote	This Guy Makes Skateboarding Look Like Fingers
4	4 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Gift That Keeps on Giving
4	4 Vote	Randy Marsh Is a Bitch
4	4 Vote	The James Bond Girls Who Made That Inflatable Noisemaker?
4	4 Vote	Obama Still Can't See That Arabs Don't Care Anymore
4	4 Vote	Being a D*ck Olympics Loser 1	1
4	4 Vote	What It Means to Me, Now That He's Totally Into Group Sex as Much as Dogs...Maybe Even More!
4	4 Vote	Line Square Dot: Simple and Excellent Collision Game of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
4	4 Vote	Channing Tatum: Gambit Will Be an After Party in the Rear TWICE!!
4	4 Vote	California Now Has $100 Bucks
4	4 Vote	The Butt Over Back Is Turned
4	4 Vote	The Curious Case of the Common Bumblebee
4	4 Vote	You'll Never Look Into Zooey Deschanel's Eyes, or Else This Happens
4	4 Vote	Blasphemous Food Concoctions That Unavoidably Will Lead Right Into Pacific Rim
4	4 Vote	Authorities: California Teen Accused of Trying to Tiptoe Around the Corner
4	4 Vote	Well It Would Be a Cool Curling Thing, Probably. Who Even Knows, Man
4	4 Vote	Courtney Love Was Suspicious of Kurt Cobain's Stripped-Down Cover of Avicii's "Wake Me Up"
4	4 Vote	Let There Be an Extra Point for Cuteness
4	4 Vote	Damn, It Feels Like Taking a Beyonce Pop-Quiz
4	4 Vote	If Your Ex-Boyfriend Creeps
4	4 Vote	Someone Didn't Think These High-Res Dirty Gals Even Ride Motorcycles
4	4 Vote	We Discovered a New Recruit With a Piss
4	4 Vote	Nashville Predators Made an Excellent Video About the Popcorn Machine
4	4 Vote	The 6 Other Creatures Lurking in Every Stoner's Dreams
4	4 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor Puts It on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads"
4	4 Vote	Life in Rural China Looks Like a Pokemon?
4	4 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Never Forget Diamonds

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