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17,383 smashes / 34,648 upvotes / smashed from 20,832 real headlines

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4	4 Vote	Xtina! Britney! Sing Along With a World of Sending Nudes
4	4 Vote	We Live in Studio Toilets
4	4 Vote	Facebook to Turn Into Lethal Werepanthers When They Get Their Revenge Years Later
4	4 Vote	Texas Just Passed a Bill Limiting Use of Your Dog's Hair Stylist
4	4 Vote	Free Alarm With Purchase of Your Existential Dread
4	4 Vote	God of F**king War Planes
4	4 Vote	Facebook's Struggle to Stay Away From My Nightmares
4	4 Vote	Introverts and Their Meat, Amirtye?
4	4 Vote	Mom Begs You to Find a Shiny Ponyta
4	4 Vote	Famous Movies That Could Help Cure Type 1 Diabetes
4	4 Vote	No Morning Is Complete Without a Permit
4	4 Vote	Heartwarming Moments That Don't Require an Oven
4	4 Vote	Which Sprouse Is Destined to Fail
4	4 Vote	How to Cook a Turkey in Luggage
4	4 Vote	Girl Misses Bus, Dad Embarrasses the Sh*t Out Her Majesty
4	4 Vote	Sara, Please Kick Me in My Soul
4	4 Vote	Breakfast in Bed? Absolutely Ridiculous
4	4 Vote	Raising a Tiny Human Eyeball
4	4 Vote	Senate Democrats: Hold Your Fries. Keep Your Lower Bits Warm!
4	4 Vote	Mega Yacht Built From B.S
4	4 Vote	McCain's Wife, Children Share Messages of Love, Intrigue, Mystery, Mayhem, Murder, Lust, Kelp…
4	4 Vote	You Can Start to Lick
4	4 Vote	Stacy Keibler Turned an Amazon Echo Into a Tomato Garden
4	4 Vote	This Country and National Embarrassment Ensues
4	4 Vote	Queen of "Medieval Times" Is Ushering in a Hot Beaver!
4	4 Vote	The War on a Kid Was a Total Success
4	4 Vote	Winter Destinations That Are Total Bullsh*t
4	4 Vote	Clever Bird Figures Out How to Run
4	4 Vote	US Veterans Uncover Underground Bunker Possibly Used for Highway-Speed Driving, MIT Researchers Say It Was Racial
4	4 Vote	People Like This Photo OF Her Ear
4	4 Vote	Dogs Before and After Welfare Handouts
4	4 Vote	Kids Sure Can Be Embarrassing
4	4 Vote	My Great Great Grandfather Totally Looks Like a Toy
4	4 Vote	If Knowledge Is Power, These Facts Will Take Your Job?
4	4 Vote	Baby It's Cold Outside. Cue the Trump Global Warming Tweet
4	4 Vote	Mermaid Caught by Cheating Wife
4	4 Vote	Pick Six Adorable Dogs and We'll Tell You About Some Bull&$#%
4	4 Vote	Yee-Haw! Country Girls Are Perceived as "Less Innocent" Starting at Age 77
4	4 Vote	How to Take Another Persons Genitals in Your Birthday Suit 1	1
4	4 Vote	A First: Goldman Sachs Is Making an "Animaniacs" Reboot

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