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17,383 smashes / 34,648 upvotes / smashed from 20,832 real headlines

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6	6 Vote	People Caught Red-Handed With a Big Hole to Fill
6	6 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Gives Out Pretty Epic High Fives
6	6 Vote	Dad Walks in on My Thong? An Investigation
6	6 Vote	McDonald's Never Looked So Empty
6	6 Vote	Why Are They Even People?
6	6 Vote	Man With Beard and Fat Vegan: Out of This Tush
6	6 Vote	Vernon Davis Got Tackled by His Dick Stuck in 350 Ft. Deep Canyon
6	6 Vote	I Would Marry These Ones, Divorce Them, and Then Super Glue His Hand
6	6 Vote	Father Uses Toddler as a Ghost Hunter (TV Won't Show You)
6	6 Vote	8 Ruined Cities That Are Full of Giants
6	6 Vote	Die Hard Sequel Titles Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
6	6 Vote	A Few Eyegasms for Your Mother-In-Law
6	6 Vote	6 Horrible Messages Implied by Disney Movies and Now, 22 One-Legged Men in the Bedroom
6	6 Vote	41 Beautiful Girls in Yoga Pants Run Rampant
6	6 Vote	These Charts Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
6	6 Vote	Juggalo Chronicles: The American Dream Bachelor
6	6 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, We Have Chemical Weapons
6	6 Vote	24 Pictures of Shaq Making Things Go "Boom"
6	6 Vote	Morrissey Donates Money From YouTube Comments
6	6 Vote	How to Troll a Spelling Bee Champ
6	6 Vote	New York's Mayor Is on Fire in High-Res
6	6 Vote	The Most Badass Pokémon of All My Romantic Relationships as Described by Hall and Oates Song Titles
6	6 Vote	Dude Gets Breast Implants… in His Pants to Catch Tonight's Leonid Meteor Shower
6	6 Vote	3 Reasons It's Time for Humps!
6	6 Vote	Let's Have a Man Crush an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
6	6 Vote	Here's a Tall Glass of Milk
6	6 Vote	Street Graffiti Is Often Criticized as a Home Pregnancy Test
6	6 Vote	Watch a Man With Two Dicks
6	6 Vote	Kimye Are Going to the Dentist
6	6 Vote	Burn Your Bra, It's for the Economy's Sake
6	6 Vote	How Old Jesus Would Be Mad Too Many Christmases Ruined Because Gift Card Money Doesn't Cover Drugs
6	6 Vote	The Cat Is Out Of Control
6	6 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit on Tom Cruise: "How Fucking Dare You" Know Anyone Who Sits on Him
6	6 Vote	It Can't Rain All the Bitches
6	6 Vote	Russia Is a Professional Arm Wrestler
6	6 Vote	Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong Miss Universe Contest Interrupted by Transformers Cosplay (Huh?)
6	6 Vote	The 8 People Competing in Your Selfie
6	6 Vote	I Think Fictional People Are Just Depressing
5	5 Vote	Parents Dealing With Teenagers Deserve a Blue Checkmark
5	5 Vote	It's Time to View Underboob?

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