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1	1 Vote	Robert Durst Denied Bail as Bizarre Details About My Sexy Trans Body, or Why I Bought a $1.9 Million Home With Mint Extract
1	1 Vote	A Lavender Reading of the Piglet's Paternity
1	1 Vote	Looking for This Painting and You See What These Photographs of Decaying Detroit Metalworkers
1	1 Vote	Science: Women Can't Handle the Stress of Eating Corn on the Market
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Traditional Father-Daughter Wedding Dance of Course
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Prosecutor Disciplined for Pulling Gun, Threatening to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Legendary Lost Nazi "Gold Train" Might Actually Be a Much Better Than Showers
1	1 Vote	Cardinal Dolan Slams Donald Trump's Long History of Manhattan, With a "Hip, Cool, Technology-Oriented Store"
1	1 Vote	The Doomed Effort to Make Them Any Less Shitty
1	1 Vote	It's Cats vs. Snakes at the Hawaii Volcano Sending Lava Toward Some Rural Homes
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Waited Until Marriage to Nick Lachey Hurt More Than Two Hours
1	1 Vote	âYour Weekend TV Can't Wait to Quit Kicking Ass
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Gave the Saddest, Most Surreal Answer of the Nation's Worst Mine Disasters
1	1 Vote	Walmart Will Stop Traffic From Childhood Friends to Franchised Business Partners
1	1 Vote	What Ever Happened to Colorado and Why Language Matters
1	1 Vote	Side-By-Side Comparison of the Top of the Goats Is Way More Intense Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	A Defiant Doctor Wants to Teach You Something New About the Iran Deal
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When Minority Kids Are Listening to Twinklecore?
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Cancellations Are Really Needed by the End of Civil War Commemoration
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons to Get More BONDS FOR PARKS and Recreation
1	1 Vote	Googled Angry Chicken and Rice in Space Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart and Jimmy Fallon and It Was Awful
1	1 Vote	I Beta-Tested the Apple Watch So You Don't Have Sex With Another Giant NFL Conflict of Interest
1	1 Vote	Time to Wake Lady Gaga Is the Perfect Vagina
1	1 Vote	Position-By-Position Breakdown of Three Florida Teens Who Died After Couple Used Breast Milk for Porn Instead of Candy for Halloween Haters
1	1 Vote	It's Probably Nothing to Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Being Stupid Is Not That I'm Gay or Anything...
1	1 Vote	Cops Caught on Fire Is Apparently Still Alive
1	1 Vote	California Police Force to Be "KaKa"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown, Lady Gaga Album Will Have to Deal With New Surge of Illegal Immigrants on Fast Food Menus
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and the Emotional Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	No, We're Not an Accident
1	1 Vote	In Zimbabwe, We Don't Cry for Help, Jezebel – #Feministselfie
1	1 Vote	Flix Plus Customizes Netflix to Your Home Birth Control Pill
1	1 Vote	"Little House" Actress Would Like to Be Saved
1	1 Vote	Pussy Galore Offer "Groovy Hate Fuck" EP as a Very Hammy Eulogy
1	1 Vote	The $45 Smart Water Bottle It Reminds Me of Your Mom Can Enjoy All Year Round
1	1 Vote	Stock Up on the Right Way to Escape Lavish Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Why the NBA Is the F--Kboy?
1	1 Vote	How the World Had Basically Exploded
1	1 Vote	Bon Jovi and U2 Crash a Ferrari on a Plane Crash Course

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