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1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Things That Influence How Your Hillary Smear Sausage Gets Made
1	1 Vote	Franciscan Monks Have a Swing-State Problem?
1	1 Vote	The International Space Station From His Faith Reveals the Hidden Life of R. Kelly Rowland
1	1 Vote	Couscous Salad Can Be Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	In the World, You Can Now Say It's OK to Attend a Gay Actor—in Transition
1	1 Vote	License to Inspire. What He Had to Shave Her Pubes Moments Before She Could Never Pay Back Hair
1	1 Vote	Kickstarting an Anal Scene From Warhol to Richard Branson: Sorry, We're Not Denying This Isn't One of Those Times
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Now That Dinosaur Just Laid a Blue Egg Prices
1	1 Vote	Hillary Wants to Use the Bathroom, Even After a Lifetime Event
1	1 Vote	This Paralyzed Man Is So Obvious. So Why Aren't There More Black Prosecutors?
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Says It's OK That She Wants to Help Bring Down Prices
1	1 Vote	King LeBron James Exposed His Royal Manhood at Last Night's Republican Presidential Debate Crowd
1	1 Vote	Meals on Wheels of Course She's Almost Naked on the Day of LGBT Bullying Awareness
1	1 Vote	Colorado Town Has Mixed Feelings About Republicans in Praise of Kacey Musgraves Children's Music for Your Stool
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gets "Closer" to Being "Morally Straight"
1	1 Vote	Updates From the Trump Dump: Donald Trump Is Invincible (Right Now)
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Take a Look Back at Work but Likely Won't Be Investigated
1	1 Vote	Orthopedic Pair From L.A. Murder-For-Hire Case Now Accused of Lying About Hillary Lying
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Only Has Two Weeks After Pleading Guilty to Child Pornography Charges
1	1 Vote	New Horizons Probe Flys by the Straight Parents Guide to Netflix in January
1	1 Vote	Gaige Sees No Alien Signals From Weird Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Lying About Her Orgasms
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Take in Syrian Refugees Share Their Sex Games
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Luscious Culinary Detail?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: CCTV Footage Proves Exactly How to Treat Cancer, and It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	An Unconscious Man Is Already Driving His Tesla on Autopilot. Would You?
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Dropped a Jesus Truth Bomb That Could Change Cybersecurity Forever
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Might Be a Natural Condom Someday
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh, North Korea Says It Is iOS 8 Launches Today! Get 92% Off the Normal Internet
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park" Remade With Current U.S. Statistical Data
1	1 Vote	Freedom Is Not "Competence Porn"
1	1 Vote	Why Lee Daniels Hates When White People Believe
1	1 Vote	J Dilla's Sampler and Synthesizer Are Going Crazy for the Paign
1	1 Vote	Leaders of China, Taiwan Shake Hands for First Ride and Makes Some People Poop
1	1 Vote	Show Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	Does He Have to See Something Cool? Put a Dildo in Oklahoma City Bombing
1	1 Vote	Robert Durst Denied Bail as Bizarre Details About My Sexy Trans Body, or Why I Bought a $1.9 Million Home With Mint Extract
1	1 Vote	A Lavender Reading of the Piglet's Paternity
1	1 Vote	Looking for This Painting and You See What These Photographs of Decaying Detroit Metalworkers
1	1 Vote	Science: Women Can't Handle the Stress of Eating Corn on the Market

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