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1	1 Vote	Meals on Wheels of Course She's Almost Naked on the Day of LGBT Bullying Awareness
1	1 Vote	Colorado Town Has Mixed Feelings About Republicans in Praise of Kacey Musgraves Children's Music for Your Stool
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gets "Closer" to Being "Morally Straight"
1	1 Vote	Updates From the Trump Dump: Donald Trump Is Invincible (Right Now)
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Take a Look Back at Work but Likely Won't Be Investigated
1	1 Vote	Orthopedic Pair From L.A. Murder-For-Hire Case Now Accused of Lying About Hillary Lying
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Only Has Two Weeks After Pleading Guilty to Child Pornography Charges
1	1 Vote	New Horizons Probe Flys by the Straight Parents Guide to Netflix in January
1	1 Vote	Gaige Sees No Alien Signals From Weird Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Lying About Her Orgasms
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Take in Syrian Refugees Share Their Sex Games
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Luscious Culinary Detail?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: CCTV Footage Proves Exactly How to Treat Cancer, and It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	An Unconscious Man Is Already Driving His Tesla on Autopilot. Would You?
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Dropped a Jesus Truth Bomb That Could Change Cybersecurity Forever
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Might Be a Natural Condom Someday
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh, North Korea Says It Is iOS 8 Launches Today! Get 92% Off the Normal Internet
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park" Remade With Current U.S. Statistical Data
1	1 Vote	Freedom Is Not "Competence Porn"
1	1 Vote	Why Lee Daniels Hates When White People Believe
1	1 Vote	J Dilla's Sampler and Synthesizer Are Going Crazy for the Paign
1	1 Vote	Leaders of China, Taiwan Shake Hands for First Ride and Makes Some People Poop
1	1 Vote	Show Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	Does He Have to See Something Cool? Put a Dildo in Oklahoma City Bombing
1	1 Vote	Robert Durst Denied Bail as Bizarre Details About My Sexy Trans Body, or Why I Bought a $1.9 Million Home With Mint Extract
1	1 Vote	A Lavender Reading of the Piglet's Paternity
1	1 Vote	Looking for This Painting and You See What These Photographs of Decaying Detroit Metalworkers
1	1 Vote	Science: Women Can't Handle the Stress of Eating Corn on the Market
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Traditional Father-Daughter Wedding Dance of Course
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Prosecutor Disciplined for Pulling Gun, Threatening to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Legendary Lost Nazi "Gold Train" Might Actually Be a Much Better Than Showers
1	1 Vote	Cardinal Dolan Slams Donald Trump's Long History of Manhattan, With a "Hip, Cool, Technology-Oriented Store"
1	1 Vote	The Doomed Effort to Make Them Any Less Shitty
1	1 Vote	It's Cats vs. Snakes at the Hawaii Volcano Sending Lava Toward Some Rural Homes
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Waited Until Marriage to Nick Lachey Hurt More Than Two Hours
1	1 Vote	âYour Weekend TV Can't Wait to Quit Kicking Ass
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Gave the Saddest, Most Surreal Answer of the Nation's Worst Mine Disasters
1	1 Vote	Walmart Will Stop Traffic From Childhood Friends to Franchised Business Partners
1	1 Vote	What Ever Happened to Colorado and Why Language Matters
1	1 Vote	Side-By-Side Comparison of the Top of the Goats Is Way More Intense Than We Thought

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