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253	253 Vote	Trump Promotes the Outlandish Claim That 2+2=5
170	170 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Billionaire 1	1
170	170 Vote	Is Socialism Better Than Child Sacrifice?
164	164 Vote	In U.N. Speech, Biden Says America Is Not Real
135	135 Vote	No, Genetically Modified Mosquitoes Will Not Play College Football
127	127 Vote	Freedom for Me, a Dumbass
116	116 Vote	Illegal Tesla Autopilot Abusers Need to Be Denied the Eucharist
115	115 Vote	Well if That Isn't the Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen in My Mouth
110	110 Vote	Biden Wants to Slip You Some Tongue
109	109 Vote	Regulate Use of "Hallelujah"
102	102 Vote	Time to Go to Waste
88	88 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Smoke 1	1
84	84 Vote	Which Pop Culture Dog Is Best Possible Person Joe Biden Will Choose as His Running Mate?
82	82 Vote	What JFK Was Doing on 9/11 and Its Aftermath 1	1
78	78 Vote	Three-Day-Old Baby Dies After Video Emerges of Alleged Racist Behaviour
74	74 Vote	Belly of the Year
69	69 Vote	I Got a Truly Bottomless Pit From Which There Is No Cure
64	64 Vote	The Constitutional Right to Be Thrown Away 1	1
59	59 Vote	The National Anthem? What a Load of Manure
48	48 Vote	You're Not Allowed to Wear Trousers
48	48 Vote	Get a Monkey to Control the Pandemic
46	46 Vote	Doctors Say Jay Leno's Chin Cannot Be Saved From the 90s
44	44 Vote	D.C. Weddings Only Permitted if No One Is Safe
44	44 Vote	T-Pain Wants to Protect "Artisanal Gelato"
41	41 Vote	"Fuck" Belongs to Missing Man, Georgia Police Say. Now, Brother Is Charged 1	1
41	41 Vote	Bipartisan Support of Child Porn
39	39 Vote	Be Amused, Be Very Amused by the Power of Superman: The Animated Sequel Coming Out in 11 Years
32	32 Vote	Biden and Harris Vow to Make Your iPhone Into a Complete Mess
31	31 Vote	Doritos Offers a Glimpse of America's Hellhole Prisons
25	25 Vote	74-Year-Old Was Lost in Cyberspace?
25	25 Vote	Watch a Libertarian Make a Star Destroy Itself
16	16 Vote	Former Tennessee Police Say No Human! You Can't Prove Otherwise, You Might Not Recognize the Cast of Blue Bloods
10	10 Vote	Cops Say She Smashed Glass Roof
6	6 Vote	Impeaching Officials While They're Sleeping
6	6 Vote	Canada's Plan to Overcome My Agonisingly Itchy Legs
6	6 Vote	Coronavirus Finally Gets Trump to Sit Down and STFU
6	6 Vote	Danish Designers Built a Robot Child That Can Go Forward
6	6 Vote	Plan Your Route Privately: DuckDuckGo Now Has Fewer Deaths Per Capita
6	6 Vote	Law Students Quietly Agree With My Fourth-Grade Diary
5	5 Vote	Happy 20th Birthday to All Who Celebrate!

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