Headline Smasher

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12,873 smashes / 21,307 upvotes / smashed from 26,752 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

23	23 Vote	I Was in a Dumpster
22	22 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
21	21 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Final Fantasy Tactics Has a Pimple
21	21 Vote	The Simpsons Are Going Up for Auction
21	21 Vote	This Is the Only Doctor Who Episode
20	20 Vote	Taylor Swift to Push for Libel Law Reform 1	1
20	20 Vote	The 21 Stupidest Things Ever Said by Powerful People of Montreal
20	20 Vote	Two Years After She Passed Away, a Woman Shares Her "Harlem Shake" Samples
19	19 Vote	Drake Sued by His Own Comrades
19	19 Vote	Double Hump Day Has Gone Horribly Wrong
18	18 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Make Kids Less Shitty
18	18 Vote	She Was Kicked Off His Penis
17	17 Vote	Harry Potter at the Gymnasium, 1967
15	15 Vote	The Weeknd's Remix of Lana Del Rey Totally Looks Like These Ducklings
15	15 Vote	Putin Is in Love at Pre-Super Bowl Party
15	15 Vote	Watch an Angry Woman And/or Bear
14	14 Vote	This Book Is Perfect Pussy
14	14 Vote	27 Powerful Statements About Why Women Are Coming to Los Angeles in 2020
13	13 Vote	Hillary Clinton Campaign Sends Legal Warning on New EP
13	13 Vote	5 Low-Cost Alternatives to Your Son if He Was Broke
13	13 Vote	Mom Collaborates With Robots on New Year's Eve
13	13 Vote	This Map Shows Where It's Good to Be a Serial Killer
13	13 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Penis Bitten by a 5-Year-Old
12	12 Vote	Neil Young and Fertile
12	12 Vote	Olive Garden Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards and Passwords
12	12 Vote	Jay Z and Drake Spend a Fortune on Eggs and Ham
11	11 Vote	This Dude Made His Own Body Butter in the Box Office
11	11 Vote	Kanye West to Be Vice-President
10	10 Vote	Mary J. Blige Announces the London Riots
10	10 Vote	Neil Young and Fabulous
10	10 Vote	If You Think You Exist
9	9 Vote	The Shrek Soundtrack Is Coming to Switch
9	9 Vote	35 Life Lessons From the GOP, and Other Demons
9	9 Vote	Chocolate Could Protect Men From Strokes Guitarist
9	9 Vote	30 Famous Movie Scenes (From the Lego Movie)
9	9 Vote	This Pastor's Bringin Sexy Back to the Magic of Morphogenesis
9	9 Vote	Henry Rollins Apologizes for Hiding His Syphilis Infection
9	9 Vote	Wikileaks Julian Assange Gets His Own Body Butter
9	9 Vote	Watch ...And You Will Not Be Fat Elvis

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