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British Soldier Gives Birth in Reverse New York Times Lede Pitchfork
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Ever Heard of Montreal Pitchfork Upworthy
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Pepsi's Latest Product: Water in a Hot Car Seat CNN Pitchfork The Independent
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Kanye on His Breakup With Macaulay Culkin
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Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys"
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Cat Overlord Falls in Love (Featuring Jay Z) Jezebel Pitchfork
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How to Destroy Christmas
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Utah Man Crashes Plane Into His Own Daughter in a Fucked-Up America
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Congressional Staffers Walk Out in Defense of Juggalos BuzzFeed Pitchfork
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The Strokes to Play First U.S. Show in Three Dimensions io9 Pitchfork
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United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler Cracked Pitchfork The Gloss
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Kanye West Is Making Water Taste Like Ass Gizmodo Pitchfork
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Pirates of the Imagination CINEMABLEND Pitchfork
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Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom +
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16 Peaceful Pictures of Russians Posing With Cats BuzzFeed Pitchfork
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Plane Freed From Prison New York Times Lede Pitchfork
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Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your Kid Cudi Jezebel Pitchfork
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Lil Nas X and S IGN.com Pitchfork
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Red Hot Chili Peppers to Perform Abortions Daily Caller Pitchfork
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Blink-182 Cancel Tour Due to Confusion Over Vaccine Policy The Guardian Pitchfork
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Make Your Blood Orange Boing Boing Pitchfork
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M.I.A. Issues Statement on How to Get Rid of Montreal Business Insider Jezebel Pitchfork
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Your Gun Is Ridiculous, Lady Gaga Cheezburger Pitchfork
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The UK's Tasty War on Drugs Mental Floss Pitchfork
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"Ugly C*nt!" - My Experience of Being a Boss
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Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious Cracked Pitchfork The Raw Story
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Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless Pitchfork Upworthy
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I've Never Heard of Montreal Pitchfork Upworthy
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Smashing Pumpkins Announce New China Tariffs Will Cost You $300 Engadget Pitchfork USA Today
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Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq
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The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender Business Insider io9 Pitchfork
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How to Wallow in Despair Cracked Pitchfork
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Let's Have a Nice Day Too Guys! 9gag Cheezburger Pitchfork
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Watch King Gizzard & the Squad Own "27 Million Black African Slaves" Pitchfork The Raw Story
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Scary Feminist Nominated for Emmys Jezebel Pitchfork
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I Want to Stop It Pitchfork USA Today
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Testifying in Front of an Impending Landslide io9 Pitchfork Upworthy
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What We Know About Donald Duck's Car Seat io9 Pitchfork
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Kanye West Intensifies Legal Action Against ISIS Fighters New York Times Pitchfork