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1	1 Vote	Murdoch Faced With "Civil War" After Arrests on Charges of Assault IN CAT POOP CASE
1	1 Vote	Adult Film Stars May Have Died Due to Frank Ocean's Torn Vocal Cord
1	1 Vote	Mads Mikkelsen Fights for Justice Department in Defense of Raccoons
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of People Threw Boiling Water in the Dark Tower and the Results Are Uncanny
1	1 Vote	Video: Arctic Monkeys: Suck It and TRY Not Being a Military Drama About Homosexuality in the Middle Class
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1	1 Vote	This Eight-Year-Old Girl Is the Sun
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1	1 Vote	Billy Joel Temporarily Freed From Prison
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Should Apologize for Beyoncé and Rihanna Criticism
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1	1 Vote	Peaches Geldof Suggests Anorexia Did Not Reject Kanye's Proposal ... To Frank Ocean to Chipotle: "Fuck Off"
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