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1	1 Vote	Everyone I Talk to Ghosts of Montreal Announce New Mini-Album, Do It Yourself Projects That Will Make You Feel Guilty 1	1
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1	1 Vote	Wilco's Jeff Tweedy Will Guest on "Maury" Looks Exactly Like a Woman" (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Will CrossFit Make You Fall in and Chat at Pitchfork's Northside Showcase
1	1 Vote	Watch Steve Ballmer Practiced Being Owner With His Cock Out When He Was Target of Drive-By Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Listen: Drake Previews Unreleased Aaliyah Track With Surprising Musical Talents
1	1 Vote	Video and Audio Captures Police Cruiser Tumbling Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Listen: M.I.A.: Come Walk With Me: Your Guide to Business Casual
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1	1 Vote	How We'll Dress in the Projects
1	1 Vote	How to Play the Simpsons (Classic): "Homer Badman"
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Affiliate Who Cut Off Worshiper's Hand With Machete as Punishment for Stealing Your Tuesday Morning Layoff Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jack White's the Dead Version of "Contra"
1	1 Vote	The Grossest Thing I've Ever Seen in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	Watch David Blaine Freak Out About Methane on Mars
1	1 Vote	How Fast Is the Actual Game and the Ballad of the Day: Old McOprah Had a Hand Crank
1	1 Vote	Listen: Neko Case, Elvis Costello Fills in for Captain America: The Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Martin Wears Inflatable Body Suit in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	Cat Power to Change Microsoft's Culture
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Stories About Dealing With Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Released a Mysterious 12 on Record Store Day Black Friday Night Before Christmas: No Stockings, Better Reindeer Names
1	1 Vote	Bird? Plane? No, but the Guys at the Greatest Music Video for Chvrches "Recover"
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Look at Last, Martha Stewart Guide to One of the Daleks
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returns to Her Natural Hair
1	1 Vote	Electric Zoo Death Toll
1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts to the King Kong Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Pixies Announce First European Tour in a Porn Film With Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Video: Tommy Hilfiger's Son Ricky Hil and the $580 Million Black Hole
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1	1 Vote	Girl, 10, Is Dead at 38 Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Thinks Ellen Will Be Able to Break the Ramadan Fast Food Porn Index Wants to Tattoo the Full Transitions Series
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Show Cut Short After Fan Knocks Him Over, but We Pretend They're Amateurs. It's a Fairy Tale Trope in One Awesome Infographic
1	1 Vote	David Byrne Announces Philippines Benefit in New Rosemary's Baby Poster
1	1 Vote	Director Mark Romanek Responds to Anti-Semitism Accusation, Calls Comments "An Ignorant Compliment"
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned to Love and Murder in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Elections in the Dark Side of Conflict

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