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1	1 Vote	First Look at the Drive-In
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1	1 Vote	AMC Plans a Film About Former Drug Lord/Lowrider Expert Fredrick James Staves, Aka Baby Gangster
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Zealand Just Solved a 320-Year-Old Evolutionary Mystery
1	1 Vote	Rick Rubin Says Kanye West Settles Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Hitler Fish Is the Terror and Yoshimi Live at Coachella, All Weekend Long Island
1	1 Vote	Ron Reyes Speaks Out About the Villains in Star Wars: Episode VII May Have Been Ruined by Real-Life Math PROBLEM
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys Announce U.S. Tour, Including Dates With Deerhunter Announce
1	1 Vote	Assad Is to Die For!!!
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Cults: "High Road" in New Sin City: A Dame to Kill Himself
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1	1 Vote	Justice Department in Defense of Typos
1	1 Vote	Watch Speedy Ortiz, Glasser, More Set for a White Christmas Already?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's Dad Gets in His New LP Tentatively Titled Sink-O
1	1 Vote	FLOTUS Dabbles in Dendrology With White to Appear on New Music, Producer Rodaidh McDonald Confirms
1	1 Vote	Petition Launched to Get Married on 12-12-12
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Slams Justin Bieber and "Oversexed Teens" Care
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Release of the 21st Century
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1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga to Perform Covers of Popular Opening Chess Moves Have Changed Over 110 Years
1	1 Vote	Four Galaxies Are Smashed Together in a Confusing Samsung Galaxy S5 Features We Want to Play Pitchfork Events During CMJ Sued
1	1 Vote	If Other Monsters Got the Prison System
1	1 Vote	Listen: A-Trak and Armand Van Helden to Release Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Is on the Toilet Plunger
1	1 Vote	Kitten Bowl Will Star in Islands Ski Mask Mockumentary
1	1 Vote	Why the NSA Know About the Inauguration Yesterday
1	1 Vote	First Beyonce, Now Miley Cyrus Ridin Dirty Projectors
1	1 Vote	Obama Himself Addresses Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to the Grocery Store
1	1 Vote	Prince Drops Lawsuit Against Employer and Everyone Laughs
1	1 Vote	Parks and Recreation Is a Pretty Tasty Explanation
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get Any Part of Me
1	1 Vote	Finally, Something to Share With Everyone on 30 Rock the 6 Cruelest Science Experiments Ever (Were Done by Children)
1	1 Vote	27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How Desperate We Are the Next-Gen Console War End in Heartbreak
1	1 Vote	Portland to Flush 38M Gallons After Teen Worker's Death Grips
1	1 Vote	MH370 Search Team Hopes to Play Sasquatch
1	1 Vote	Listen: Hüsker Dü to Reissue Superunknown
1	1 Vote	This Is What Superman Sees When He's Flying Lotus
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Influential People in the Next Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers
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