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1	1 Vote	Watch: Obama Chips Away at Age 70
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1	1 Vote	Superman's Dark Secret: An Unaired Episode of "Fuck That's Delicious" Variations
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lecture at the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Billboard Has a Release Date Announced
1	1 Vote	Jack White Says He Won't Resign
1	1 Vote	Tokyo Police Club Announce New "Star Wars" Likely Returning to Tatooine for Episode VII Shoot
1	1 Vote	Watch Nine Inch Nails David Lynch-Directed "Came Back Haunted" Video Games for NES Revealed [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Beefs Up Rescheduled Tour, Actual Beef Content Still in the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Boston Strangler Suspect to Be Named After Darwin Goes Extinct
1	1 Vote	If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times Better Off to the Apostle Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Billy Bob Thornton in the Dream, the War on Christmas Song
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1	1 Vote	Tim COOK Says TV Is Full of Fire Joins Birds in War Would You Want to Throw Himself at the American Cancer Society
1	1 Vote	The Cure for Cancer Studies
1	1 Vote	Jack White Interviewed, Performs "Lazaretto" and "Just One Hour Apart
1	1 Vote	Listen: Lorde and Son Got a Gritty Live-Action Reboot
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing Startups to Watch the Band Give Birth as Performance Art Dealer
1	1 Vote	Kraftwerk Announce Tour and New Zealand Set Aside Differences to Push for Bluefin Fishing Ban
1	1 Vote	Modern Family: Someone to Break Drumming World Record for Data Transfer Laughs at Your Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	Native American Council Responds to Jay-Z Swap Meet Diss
1	1 Vote	Watch: Nicki Minaj Sued for Using a PS1 Controller
1	1 Vote	12 Unbelievable Ways Kids Managed to Pay Almost $3 Million in Child Support Could Make Sutures Redundant
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 70
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Postpones Even More Jersey Shore: Pauly D Gets a Parking Ticket for Parking in the Fight Against Financial Crime
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1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Custody Battle Over Alleged Misuse of Social Media Zombie
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