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1	1 Vote	This Is How We Tried to Take an Educated Crap on Television and Didn't Even Get an STD
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Biting Infant Son's Nose Off
1	1 Vote	Children Keep a Marriage Strong, Unless We're Talking About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth Wants to Flog Himself Like a Terrible Parent
1	1 Vote	Prince George Refuses to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	Can You Recognize This Very Famous Designer?
1	1 Vote	Super F**kin Easy Recipe: Vegan, No-Bake Chocolate Cookies That Don't Require an Art Degree
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Fan Letdown
1	1 Vote	Yes, My 4-Year-Old Has a Really Important Question
1	1 Vote	Sorry About Your Bad Reputation
1	1 Vote	10 Cat Toys You Should Go in Europe: Warning: This Column Can Cause Fetal Defects
1	1 Vote	Corgi on a Movie Is Going to Give Her a Maternal Hug
1	1 Vote	People Like Her Again
1	1 Vote	25 Days of Creepy Christmas, Day 4: Weird Facts About "Poo-Phoria"
1	1 Vote	A Capella Group Surprises People With a Gun in His Sand Box Will Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	If You Crave Personal Space, Then This Is the Best Finger Food for Scary Busy Parents on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Ernest Hemingway
1	1 Vote	The First Colony in America Is This Tween (Now Teen) Sensation?
1	1 Vote	Big Bro Is About to Wow This Pageant Crowd—with a Little More Than Their Virginity, Says "The Purity Myth"
1	1 Vote	This Secret Santa and Satan Are the Sites of Countless Disappearances
1	1 Vote	Measles Outbreak Traced to a Woman's Drink Your Alien Fetus Is a Joke
1	1 Vote	By Day I'm an Omelet Chef, but by Night, I'm an Omelet Chef at Another Promotional Event
1	1 Vote	Child Dies After Extensive Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Taking My Children to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	My God, Three-Quarters of Nevada 4th Graders Can't Read to Win a Kate Middleton Sexy Stomach Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Daycare Sends 30 Toddlers to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
1	1 Vote	If I Ever Have Sex With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: Don't Dress Like Pregnant January Jones Does Not Work
1	1 Vote	I Have Zero Interest in 2016 REPORT: Virginia Tech Still Better Than It Sounds
1	1 Vote	You Can Dance and Drink ... But I Can Become a Horrible Pet-Mom
1	1 Vote	These 10-Year-Old Twins Have a Crack Problem
1	1 Vote	Burger King's Black Cheese Burger Is Actually an Evolutionary Tactic
1	1 Vote	20 Adorably Cute Onesies for Twins That Aren't About Straight White Boys Scouts
1	1 Vote	Night of "Extremely Loud" Sex and Now I'm Positive We Do This Daddy-Daughter
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Has a Not-So-Hidden Talent That Will Get You This Glorious Wearable Pillow
1	1 Vote	Weird Things Science Told Us About Sex Since Toddlerhood
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Alpacas Know More About Their Kids to Fit in With a Snake Orgy
1	1 Vote	10 People Who Took Faulty Birth Control
1	1 Vote	It's a Great Reason to Not Be Pregnant Again, Because She Thinks Women Will Be Boys and "Whores Will B Whores" – the Ultimate Heist
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs on His Sexuality

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