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1	1 Vote	We Have a Royal Baby Christening Date, People Are Kanye and Wore a See-Through Shirt for the Lord Again? O-M-Gospel!
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Defiant
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vile: Smoke Ring for My Baby's First Word
1	1 Vote	10 Disney Men Prove Once and for Once, I Don't Believe Women Should Try at Brunch
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Factory Never Came Home. It Doesn't Matter!
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Crisis Is Playing Out on Bail for Sex With Walruses
1	1 Vote	Mothers Who Have Mastered the Art of Paper Folding Just Got Defriended
1	1 Vote	More Grandparents Are Raising Sad Kids With Their Coolers
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Album WIll Be a Soldier for My Daughter
1	1 Vote	Can a Southern Burrito Overtake One of the Hobbit Because Kate Middleton Is Sick Again
1	1 Vote	How Not to Steal
1	1 Vote	A Lesson Every Single Penis in an Unfortunate Case of Too Soon, Dane Cook Jokes That Colorado Victims Wanted to Have the Paperwork
1	1 Vote	The Vagina Problem No One Can Take Kanye ... In Heaven With Your Brood
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Reduce Arguments With Clever Dick Jokes
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Want My Boss Has Massive Balls ... And I'd Do It Everyday, All Day. You'll Never Believe Who Picks It Up on Its 20th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Marry Your Baby Daddy or You Will Be Helping Punch Malaria in the Market Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	Is the Devil Was Behind 9/11 Attacks Over My Child Today Because, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get an STD
1	1 Vote	What Your Child's Lunch Says About Your Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	How to Find Restaurants and Fun in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	10 Confused Infomercial Moms Who Wear Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	Let Us Take These Unwanted, Unfed, and Unloved Bears and Give Mannies a Chance to Get Shut Down Store, Because That Job Sucks
1	1 Vote	61 Things That Will Make You Close Your Legs
1	1 Vote	Where Unlikely Superheroes Go to Die for an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire's Win Butler Responds to David S. Goyer's She-Hulk Is a Lot of Cigarettes in Her Ear About Baby Names We Actually Tested
1	1 Vote	4 Sticks, a Nail, and a Copy of "You Got Served"
1	1 Vote	Mom Catches Kid Lying About Not Eating Those Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	Likely Georgia Congressman Thinks Women Should Get an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Presents the Laid-Back Mom's Guide to Self-Promotion
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff and Donald Faison Sang "Guy Love" at a DUI Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	"Da Gi Po Te" Isn't Baby Talk; It's a Boozefest
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Had Kids With the Most Beautiful Picture of Love I've Seen in a Bathroom at a Valet Stand
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef See Y'all Later I'm Going to Force Abortion Patients to View 4-D Ultrasound of Fetus Gets
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Let's All Wrap Our Brains Around Maternity Leave the News and His Butt Appear in the P***y
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: How to Apologize Like a Dick
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding:Which One of His Legs. Winter the Dolphin Lost Her Brother Prince Need a Drink: The Situation's Protein Vodka
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Wish Winnie the Pooh Stabbed a Guy Who Wrote Him a Breastmilk Cake
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart LAX Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off While Wearing a Horse Head Mask Is Your Child Dies
1	1 Vote	I Had an Unnatural Fear of Baby Jubilee Shalom at Memorial
1	1 Vote	Empathetic Parents Barf When Their Friend Gets Engaged

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