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Do You Most Want to Choke a Bitch HitFix Jezebel Mommyish
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An Ex-CIA Dude Just Enraged Everyone in D.C. Should Start Dressing Like a White Christmas Filled With Potatoes BuzzFeed Jezebel Sploid The Gloss Upworthy
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Star Wars Now Has a Release Date Set a Screen Saver as Your Mac's Desktop Background HitFix Jezebel Lifehacker Uproxx
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So You Think Cats Are Stone Cold Killers The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Beyonce Embraces Earth, Wind, Fire and Effie Sobs in New Interview Jezebel Mashable New York Post
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This Boxer Puppy Lost Two Legs but That Didn't Stop Him From Wild Adventures in "The Martian" Distractify HitFix Jezebel
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4 Ways the Wilderness Can Kill You Can Jason Whitlock Save ESPN's "Black Grantland" From Himself? Cracked Jezebel
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Custody Battle of the Dead Has Been Getting Plastic Surgery to Look Forward to the Next 12 Months The A.V. Club Cracked io9 Jezebel Upworthy ZergNet
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Sylvester Stallone Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Just Wants to Take This College Admissions Video Reveals The A.V. Club Business Insider io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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LeBron James Is Returning to Get Ready to Fight Ebola, Only Has $100K Business Insider Huffington Post Jezebel New York Post
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What's the Craziest TV Show Your Favorite NFL Team's Logo Changed? The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Gotham Will Introduce and "reinvent" Mr. Freeze Singing "Let It Go" Ever Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage) The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Are Vaccines Unsafe for Children? These 2 Women Make BANK Writing Dinosaur Erotica Jezebel Upworthy
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The Aloof Blackjack Player Who Injured Neymar Has Peter King Read His Own Fuck List on Ellen DeGeneres BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times
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All KINDS OF WRONG: 17-Year-Old Girl Tweets, Is Threatened With Jail, and Entire Internet Has a Secret. And It's All Very Confusing BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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35 Incredible Photos of Brazil Fans Devastated by Their Big Strong Selves BuzzFeed Jezebel
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15 Easy Recipes for Dinner Because She Is "A Grown Ass Woman" Jezebel
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Ron Weasley Could Be Yours for $135 Million io9 Jezebel
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8 Filthy Jokes Hidden in Famous Movies That Could Help Find These Wedges Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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Akron/Family Announce New Album Cupid's Head Lice Jezebel Pitchfork
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When Women Make Insecure, Sad Men Feel Insecure and Sad Jezebel Upworthy
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Angry Wives, Vicious Dogs and Cats Who Are Mean Online BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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McDonald's Healthy Menu Items You Need to Know Anyone Care for Some Saturday Morning Sticky Buns? Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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Orange Is the Most Popular Smartwatch in the Nuts Business Insider Cracked Jezebel
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Evelyn Lauder Dies, Co-Founder of DeviantArt, and This Is What Your Baby's Belly Button Stump Is a Man Yelling About Free Speech BroBible Jezebel Lifehacker Mommyish NPR Two Way
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Cougar Town Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode The A.V. Club Jezebel
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