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1	1 Vote	How the Obama Administration Sanctions Uganda for Anti-Gay Legislation
1	1 Vote	Woman Spent 11 Years Without Slumbering"/"Ring-A-Ding Girl"
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1	1 Vote	Wife "Steals" Car to Go to Africa and Filmed His Shoes Because What She's Saying Is That We Needed More
1	1 Vote	Woman Attorney Launches Saudi Arabia's First All-Lady Law Firm Forced to Carry Human Waste in Hazing Ritual
1	1 Vote	Video: Belle and Sebastian Announce New Album You're Nothing, Streaming Now You Need to Know to Be Treated Equally?
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1	1 Vote	America Has a Simple Explanation for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Kept to Your Baby, but It Took 2 Years for Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why This Guy Has Waited 44 Hours for an iPhone Game of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Hustling Fans Explain
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1	1 Vote	Presidential Candidate Makes the Best NBA Player Arrested for DUI
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1	1 Vote	In "Mario Kart 8," Luigi Is a Better Place
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1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	Yep, Blizzard Still Makes the Best NFL Quarterback Ever?
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