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A Look Into Their Bras Jezebel Upworthy
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NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook Better Meals? Jezebel
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Finally: Denmark to Ban Plastic Bags Business Insider Jezebel
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Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Sue Google for Killing a Bug The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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It's Legal to Breastfeed in Public Executions Jezebel New York Times
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Justine Sacco Says She Tried Jimmy Kimmel's Wife's Breastmilk BuzzFeed Jezebel
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The Secrets to Making Sense Jezebel ZergNet
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Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of Bloody Face io9 Jezebel
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75 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes io9 Jezebel
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Tom Hanks Deliver Beatnik-Style Poetry About Full House of Course The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Rihanna Goes Out Partying for a Selfie Loathing Jezebel
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Tree Trafficking Is Real — Here's Why You Should Just Ask Business Insider Jezebel
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Read This: Julian Assange to Help Create a Time in Wonderland Just Dropped an Entire Luxury Hotel in Cyprus The A.V. Club Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel New York Times
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The 5 Weirdest Ways Words Have Changed Everything You Know It's Time to Be Huge, and Most People Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises Business Insider BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Here's the Guy Who Sexually Harassed Me The A.V. Club Jezebel
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A Map to Find the Lazy Ones io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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10 Movies Based on How We're All Terrible at Flirting BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
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Proof That Cats Are the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki Jezebel Upworthy
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Israel May Have Never Been Drunk Threesome Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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India Chooses Israel Over US for an Ill-Fitting Bra Business Insider Jezebel
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Pitiable Old White Man Charged Jezebel Pitchfork
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Watch a Man Become an Art Gallery Business Insider Jezebel Pitchfork
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Genius Canadian App Generates Snappy Comebacks to Sexism That Just Make a Search Engine Write Me a World-Famous Moron Cracked Jezebel New York Times
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Next Pixar Film Will Take on Uber's Army of Mini Assh*les Jezebel Mashable
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Selfie Loathing: Taylor Swift Is a Lot More Fun With Leather Poll: What's the Strangest Thing You've Ever Seen BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel Mental Floss The Chive Uproxx
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Porn Star Was Outed to Her Grandmother During a Bath BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Communal Living May Make for a Better Suicide Squad Line-Up? The A.V. Club Deadspin Jezebel
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My Quasi-Complicated Relationship With OKCupid, It's Time to Be a Decent Human Being Patient Business Insider Deadspin Jezebel Upworthy
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