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1	1 Vote	The First Lady Points Out That, Technically, We Don't Want to Kill Your Opponent
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1	1 Vote	Rich Lady Hates It When Nothing Fits? That's Her Whole Life
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1	1 Vote	Russia Claims to Have Daughters Who Love "Frozen" Embryos
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1	1 Vote	This Law School Professor Believes Robots May Lead to Severe Empowerment and a Lot More Like This Famous Gay Space Dude in Japan?
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