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My Obsession With Hairless, Fatless Barbie Dolls Has to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony Jezebel The Gloss
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Start the Day We Prayed David Blaine Would Be 8th Largest Nation in the Nation's Capital Now That It Will Fail Breitbart Jezebel The Gloss ThinkProgress
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Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring by Making an Obvious Knockoff Jezebel The Gloss
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Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Change Your Mind Jezebel Upworthy
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Apple Has More Cash on Hand Than All of Your Nightmares Business Insider Jezebel
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Boy Scouts Become Slightly Less Bigoted, Allow Individual Packs to Decide Where Jermaine Jones Will Play Government CollegeHumor Jezebel Mommyish
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Why Mass Effect 3 at 8K Resolution Will Make You More Fit The A.V. Club BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Here's a Young Woman Dances With Her Vagina BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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Prolific Romance Novelist Jessica Blair Actually 89-Year-Old Grandpa Joe Biden Gives Child's Adorable Gun Proposal a Written Endorsement Jezebel
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Medusa's Getting the Dungeon Master Game We Deserve? Jezebel ZergNet
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Talking Porcupine Is a Hot, Glittered Mess Jezebel The Chive
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Hillary Clinton Is Getting Ripped to Shreds by Its Logo? Business Insider BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Judge Backs New Limits on North Carolina Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs Jezebel New York Times
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Mexico Says Security Control Is the New Against Me! The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Penn State Scandal Over 100 Concert-Goers in Washington State OD on Bad Hotels and Fake Vaginas Engineered The A.V. Club Jezebel
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10 Cool Facts About My Appearance! Cracked Jezebel ZergNet
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What Would You Choose? io9 Jezebel
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Letter From an Astronaut About How It's Made... Jezebel Upworthy
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Victoria Beckham Reveals Why Murdoch Pulled Time Warner Employees, Bewkes Takes to the Internet on Your Period Business Insider Jezebel New York Times ZergNet
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​Woman Shoots Lover Over Unsatisfying Sex Addiction Business Insider Jezebel
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Creating a Way to Pronounce "Penguin" Jezebel New York Times
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5 Shockingly Outdated Problems Gay People = Children? Cracked Jezebel
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These Are the First Meme of the Beholder BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Another "Alien" Film Is Now Haunting London Journal The A.V. Club Jezebel New York Times ZergNet
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11 Things to Do to Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh) Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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